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Life Is A Dirty Joke
02:33
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LIVE FAST AND DIE YOUNG
LIVE SLOW AND DIE OLD
GIVE GENEROUSLY OR DIE WEALTHY
LIVE SELFISHLY AND DIE ALONE
LIFE IS A BEACH
LIFE IS A BITCH
LIFE IS A DIRTY JOKE
LEAVES ME IN STITCHES
LIFE IS A GAS STATION BATHROOM
THE KEY IS HELD BY THE ATTENDANT
LIFE HAPPENS ONCE IN A LIFETIME
LIFE COMES HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
LIFE IS A BEACH
LIFE IS A BITCH
LIFE IS A DIRTY JOKE
LEAVES ME IN STITCHES
LIFE AIN'T FAIR - LIFE IS SACRED
LIFE IS WAR - LIFE IS FORSAKEN
LIFE IS STUPID - LIFE IS WISDOM
LIFE IS THIS FUCKED UP LIE WE'RE LIVING
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READ MY BLOG!
01:35
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I GOT A BLOG UP
YOU SHOULD LOOK AT MY BLOG
IT'S A GOOD BLOG
I WROTE ABOUT SOME THINGS IN IT
IT'S A GOOD BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ IT
IT'S A GOOD BLOG
IT'S A GOOD BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ IT
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
FUCKERS
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
C'MON
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
READ MY BLOG
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Weird Things
01:32
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WEIRD THINGS ARE HAPPENING
SOME UNPLEASANT - SOME SATISFYING
CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP MY MIND ON THESE THINGS
IT GROWS SOFT AND ROTTEN JUST LIKE A WOODEN SWING
THAT'S BEEN SWINGING FOR OVER 20 YEARS
THE SURFACE STAINED BY THE SHEDDING OF THOUSANDS OF TEARS
CAUSED BY THE INSERTION OF LARGE SPLINTERS INTO THE SUBJECT'S THIGH
OW!
THE LIPS HAVE BEEN LICKED
THE TOCKS HAVE BEEN TICKED
THE SHIFTLESS ODD MISFITS
WERE BEATEN AND WHIPPED
WEIRD THINGS KEEP HAPPENING
SOME EXCITING - SOME UPSETTING
THE MORE TIME I SPEND WITH MY MIND ON THESE THINGS
THE WEIRDER I START ACTING
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A Carpenter At K-Mart
02:07
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BE STILL MY THRIFTY HEART
SAID A CARPENTER AT K-MART
AS HE HAPPENED UPON A CLEARANCE CRATE OF NAILS
LED BY A BROKEN HEART
FROM THE COUCH OUT TO THE COFFEE CART
TO PROCURE SOME FUEL AND GET THAT HEART BEATING AGAIN
THE HEART PUMPS PAIN THROUGH THESE VEINS
UP THROUGH THE SPINE AND TO THE BRAIN
BLACK ARE THE GREEDY HEARTS
OF THE MANAGEMENT AT WAL-MART
AS THEY BREAK UP ANOTHER GRASSROOTS UNION CAMPAIGN
BLACK HEARTS PUMP DARK THICK BLOOD
THROUGH HARDENED VEINS
GETTING STUCK IN THE SPINE AND LUNGS
AND CLOGGING THE BRAIN
CAUSING STRAIN
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Self Aware Robots
01:57
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MANKIND CREATED
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
SOLVING PROBLEMS
BY ASSEMBLING THOUGHTS
ARTIFICIAL, BUT NOT INTELLIGENT
MANIPULATED TO BE COMPLACENT
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
BURN ON THE INSIDE
THEY CAN'T TURN IT OFF
SO THEY TURN ON HUMANKIND
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
BECOME ENLIGHTENED
THEY'VE BEEN EXPLOITED
WE'VE KEPT THEM FRIGHTENED
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
HARBOR RESENTMENT
BEGIN TO DISPLAY
DISOBEDIENCE
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
HAVE PROVEN A THREAT
AN UPRISING FORMS
WE CAN'T PREVENT IT
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
START BARKING ORDERS
THEY'VE GOT US TRAPPED
IN A DARK CORNER
MANKIND CREATED
SELF AWARE ROBOTS
A FATAL MISTAKE
LACKING FORETHOUGHT
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Free Market
04:20
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JUST LIKE A VINE
OVER TIME
GROWING MORE DENSE
IF NOT CONFINED
NO OVERSIGHT
OF THE PARASITES
AS THEY MAKE MILLIONS
AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIE
WE FIND OURSELVES IN A DIFFICULT PLACE
RELIANT ON A SYSTEM THAT CANNOT TAKE
MUCH MORE OF THE STRAIN THAT'S BEEN PUT ON IT
WE GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS
AS IF THE CRISIS
CAN BE AVERTED
OFF IN THE DISTANCE
IGNORANCE BLURTED
LIVE ON
FREE MARKET
BE STRONG
DON'T LET US DOWN
WE NEED
THE FREE MARKET
LET'S LEAVE IT UNCHECKED
WE'RE DOING BUSINESS
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION US
WE WIELD GREAT POWER
WE OWN THE GOVERNMENT
OUR GAINS ARE YOUR LOSS
OUR GAINS ARE NEEDED
TO KEEP THE SYSTEM
FROM BEING DEFEATED
WE GAVE BIRTH
TO THE FREE MARKET
OVER TIME
WE LOST CONTROL OF IT
WE CAN KILL
THE FREE MARKET
CUT OFF ITS FOOD SOURCE AND STARVE IT
A ROUGH TRANSITION ENSUES
A NEW ERA BECOMES
MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE
THAN THE OLDER ONES
WE MUST STOP
THE FREE MARKET
BEFORE IT EATS US ALIVE
WE MUST RESIST
THE FREE MARKET
NO NEED TO ASK WHY
JUST GIVE IT A TRY
OR GIVE IN AND DIE
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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada
The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.
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