I'LL LET YOU FELLAS IN ON A LITTLE SECRET THAT I KNOW IT SEEMS THAT HONIES LIKE GUYS WHO GENITALS GLOW DON'T ATTEMPT UNLESS YOU'RE HARDCORE DON'T TRY IT IF YOU LACK GUTS BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE YOUR NUTS BLING BALLZ IS A NEW TREND A GRILL FOR YOUR NUT SACK THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR SUCKERS I'M AS REAL AS A HEART ATTACK GRAB YOUR BEDAZZLER CUBIC ZIRCONIUM GIRLS LINE UP AROUND THE BLOCK JUST SO YOU CAN BONE THEM NOW I KNOW IT AIN'T EASY TO STAB YOUR BALLZ IT HURTS TO STAND UP BUT INSIDE YOU'RE WALKING TALL YOU GOTTA BE A MAN TO PIERCE YOUR TENDER SCROTAL SKIN JUST REMEMBER ALL THE ASS AND TITTIES YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN REMEMBER TO CLEAN AND POLISH YOUR STONES TWICE A DAY OR ELSE YOUR FRIENDS WILL START TO THINK THAT YOU WORK AT FRITO-LAY BUT EVEN IF YOUR TESTICLES SMELL LIKE ASS AND STILTON BLING BALLZ PERFECTLY ACCESSORIZE BITCHES LIKE PARIS HILTON TRUE GANGSTERS WEAR THEIR BLING BALLZ UNDERNEATH A KILT DISPLAY THEIR BOZAKS PROUDLY NOT HAVING ANY GUILT AND WHEN THE SUNLIGHT CATCHES - SPLASHES COLOR ON THE GROUND YOUR LASER LIGHT SHOW CAUSES HEARTS TO POUND BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS YO, DECK THE HALLS WITH BLING BALLZ OF RHINESTONE IF YOU COME AROUND I'LL PRETEND I'M NOT HOME GETTING BEDAZZLED - AFFIXING STUDS TO MY NUT SACK THE POINT OF NO RETURN HAS BEEN PASSED I CAN'T TURN BACK ONCE YOU GOT THEM SHITS ON YOUR NUTS IT'S PERMANENT IT'S LIKE DIPPING 'EM IN CEMENT EXCEPT YOU WON'T LAMENT I VENT FRUSTRATION THROUGH COLORFUL SCROTAL DECORATIONS ALTHOUGH HIDEOUS I THINK IT'S MY GREATEST CREATION IF YOU AIN'T HIP TO THE STYLE THAT I ROCK - LET ME EXPLAIN I DON'T APPLY THEM DIRECTLY TO MY COCK BECAUSE THE BALL SACK IS MY CANVAS MY BALL BLING SWINGS ILLUMINATING MY MAN NUTS IT'S EASY, FUN AND FABULOUS - SNAP, PUSH AND POP IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER BUT I CAN'T STOP I'M THE BEDAZZLINGEST BEDAZZLING MOTHERFUCKER ON THE BLOCK MY BALL BLING IS HOT - RIVALS ANYTHING YOU GOT BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS

WHEN I'M CALLING IN SICK I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT BUYING STOCKS ONLINE I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT WHEN I'M SHOPPING FOR A BOAT I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT WHEN I'M AT THE COUNTRY CLUB I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT GOING TO LAMAZE I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT WHEN I'M AT THE OLIVE GARDEN DOING GANGSTA SHIT GOING TO PILATES DOING GANGSTA SHIT PREPPING FOR THE M-CAT - STRAIGHT-UP GANGSTA SHIT DOING GANGSTA SHIT DOING GANGSTA SHIT WHEN I'M BUYING SLACKS AT YONKERS - DOING GANGSTA SHIT CONSULTING MY ATTORNEY DOING GANGSTA SHIT WHEN I'M WATCHING JEOPARDY I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT DRINKING LATTE GRANDE - DOING GANGSTA SHIT DOING GANGSTA SHIT DOING GANGSTA SHIT WATCHING A PARADE - DOING GANGSTA SHIT DOING MINOR HOME REPAIRS - FUCKING GANGSTA SHIT GETTING A BRAZILIAN WAX - DOING GANGSTA SHIT GLASS OF METAMUCIL - DOING GANGSTA SHIT DONG GANGSTA SHIT DOING GANGSTA SHIT TALKING TO MY MOM I'M DOING GANGSTA SHIT KICKING ASS AT SCRABBLE - DOING GANGSTA SHIT DRINKING ARBOR MIST - DOING GANGSTA SHIT READING THE ECONOMIST - YO - GANGSTA SHIT

CLOSE THOSE PEEPERS I LOVE OUR NEW ARRANGEMENT THE PROMISES WE KEEP THAT WE'LL ONLY DO THE DEED WHEN ONE OF US IS ASLEEP YOU'RE SO SEXY WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING YOU CAN'T BE MISUNDERSTOOD SO THE ONLY TIMES I COME ARE WHEN I JUMP YOUR MORNING WOOD YOUR SNORING WAKES ME UP GETS ME IN THE MOOD FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK BUT I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU REALLY FILL ME UP MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM EVERY NIGHT YOU AND I BE HAVING WET DREAMS YO BABY, YOU ASLEEP? FUCKING SWEET - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK I HAD TO WORK EARLY I WAS OUT BY TEN BUT NOW IT'S LATE I'M AWAKE AND YOU'RE SLEEPING SO AS PER OUR AGREEMENT I CONSIDER IT MY DUTY TO BUST MY FUCKING NUT UP INSIDE YOUR SLEEPING BOOTY BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT I'M STILL 29 I'VE GOT SNAKES INSTEAD OF ARMS BUT ALL THE GIRLS THINK I'M FINE THEY START TO PET MY SNAKES UNTIL THEY'RE SHEDDING THEIR SKINS EVERYONE DISROBES THEN WE START FUCKING HELEN MIRREN HANDS ME A SWEET LOLLIPOP SO I'M SUCKING AND LICKING AND SHE'S ON TOP THEN I'M IN BED WITH BJORK SWINGING BALLS DEEP MAN THE ONLY WAY TO GO IS GET FUCKED WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP THE BEST SLEEP SEX YOU CAN TRY IF YOU DARE IS TO GET IT ON WITH YOUR GIRL WHILE SHE'S HAVING NIGHT TERRORS SOME CLAIM IT'S SADISTIC AND DEVIOUS BUT THE BEST SLEEP SEX YOU CAN GET IN MY EXPERIENCE IS HAVE A GO AT IT WHILE YOUR PARTNER IS HAVING DREAM TERRORS I DO MY PART TO FUCK THE TRAUMA RIGHT OUT OF YOUR NIGHTMARES YOU'RE SCREAMING AND FLAILING - FIGHTING DEMONS HAVING MULTIPLE ORGASMS - THAT AIN'T FAIRY DUST - IT'S SEMEN YO MY GIRL SLEEPWALKS IT GETS ME KIND OF DISCONCERTED SCURRYING RIGHT BEHIND HER TRYING TO KEEP MY DICK INSERTED I NEED TO KEEP UP WITH HER GOTTA GO FULL THROTTLE IF I DONG POPS OUT IT'S LIKE THE GENNI OUT THE BOTTLE AND SHE STARTS HAVING NIGHTMARES NO SHIT THE ONLY CURE THAT WORKS FOR HER IS MORE SWEET DICK UNTIL SHE CUMS IN HER SLEEP IT CALMS HER RIGHT DOWN I CAN LAY DOWN WITH HER RIDE THE BUS TO DREAM TOWN NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS SLEEP SEX NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS SLEEP SEX NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS SLEEP SEX I LOVE SLEEP SEX YO IT'S THE BEST NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS SLEEP SEX NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS SLEEP SEX NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS SLEEP SEX I LOVE SLEEP SEX YO IT'S THE BEST

RIDING IN A COASTING MOTOR VEHICLE WITHOUT AN OPERATOR IS VERY DANGEROUS AND IT COULD LEAD TO LOSS OF LIFE OR SEVERE DAMAGE TO MULTIPLE PARTS OF YOUR BODY YOUR HEAD, NECK, FACE, LEGS AND FEET AND FOR THESE REASONS I SAY IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED SEND OUT THE BOYS IN BLUE SEND OUT A WHOLE SQUAD TO BRING IN THESE DELINQUENTS - THESE HOOLIGANS BRING AND ABRUPT END TO THEIR UNHOLY SHENANIGANS GHOST RIDING THE WHIP IS THE DOPEST THING TO HIT THE SCENE YOU THROW THAT SHIT IN AUTOMATIC JUMP OUT CONFIDENT AND CLEAN AND THEN ESCORT YOUR UNMANNED VEHICLE UP AND DOWN THE STREET CHECK IT OUT - IT'S LIKE THERE'S A GHOST IN THE DRIVER SEAT I SEE NO REASON WHY THE TEXAS HOUSE SHOULD PASS A LAW THE PHILOSOPHY GUIDING THIS SCHEME IS FLAWED YOU'LL GET RUN OVER BY YOUR OWN CAR SOONER OR LATER THAT'S A FACT - I SHOULD KNOW - I'M THE MASTER DEBATER YOU NEED TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SOURCES LITTLE MAN MY STATISTICS SAY "YOU'RE STUPID" - YOU UNDERSTAND? 490 KIDS ALREADY DIED THIS YEAR BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO LET A GHOST STEER I CAN REFUTE EVERY FALSE CLAIM THAT FALLS OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY DUMB JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE SOUTH? COME CORRECT - PLAY IT STRAIGHT - DON'T BE A KNOWLEDGE HATER ADMIT TO THE TRUTH - I'M THE MASTER DEBATER WELL I HEAR A LOT OF HOT AIR BUT I DON'T SEE NO SUBSTANCE IT SEEMS TO ME THAT MAYBE DUDE YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB SHIT HAVE YOU EVER EVEN GHOST RIDDEN THE WHIP? "NO" WELL LET ME TELL YOU FROM FIRST-HAND EXPERIENCE THAT SHIT IS OFF THE HOOK Y'ALL IT MAKES YOU LOOK ALL FUCKABLE PARTY PEOPLE DIGGING YOUR GEAR, YOUR MOVES AND YOUR VEHICLE NATURAL SELECTION - THE FITTEST SHALL SURVIVE SO MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE I CAN DRIVE FINE YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE BUT I KNOW THEY GOT NO DRIVER'S ED. IN EL PASO THE ONLY REASON YOUR DUMB ASS RIDES THE WHIP YOU AIN'T OLD ENOUGH TO JUST GO GET YOUR PERMIT IF YOU THINK THAT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO YOU FOOL MY BROTHER DIED GHOST RIDING THE WHIP - SO FUCK YOU LAUGH NOW BUT SOON ENOUGH I'LL BE PISSING ON YOUR COFFIN HERE LIES DUMB ASS - KILLED BY HIS OWN GREMLIN YO, FUCK YOU BITCH AND YOUR FUCKING DEAD BROTHER YOU BOTH APPEAR TO BE THE PRODUCTS OF AN INBRED MOTHER HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE GOING FIVE MILES AN HOUR? STATISTICALLY 60 IDIOTS DIE AN HOUR SO I GUESS WE CAN JUST CHALK YOUR BROTHER'S DEATH UP TO STUPIDITY? A LAW THAT BANS MORONS LIKE YOU IS WHAT THERE OUGHT TO BE WHEN IT COMES TO DEBATE YOU'RE GREAT, BUT I'M GREATER IN FACT I'M THE BEST I'M THE MASTER DEBATER BITCH YOU DID IT NOW I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE AND I'LL BE THERE TONIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS AND A SHIV YOU'LL BE CRYING ON THE GROUND IN YOUR FILTHY WIFE BEATER IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU'LL GHOST RIDE MY 9 MILLIMETER SO WHEN MY BULLET MAKES YOUR BRAIN GHOST RIDE YOUR SKULL AND YOUR SOUL GHOST RIDES ITS WAY DOWN INTO HELL IT'S LIKE YOU'RE DICK CHENEY AND I'M RALPH NADER MORE PAINFUL SHOULD BE KNOWING I'M THE MASTER DEBATER YOU DON'T SCARE ME YOUR DEBATE SKILLS ARE WEAK YOU'RE A BED WETTING, INARTICULATE, FUCKING FREAK MAN I TOLD YOU DUDE - I GOT A WEAK BLADDER SHUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH OR I'LL FILL IT WITH BABY BATTER YO FUCK THIS - I'M THROUGH WASTING MY TIME DUDE I'VE MADE MY POINT, AND BESIDES, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU YOU'RE LIKE THE SACRIFICIAL VIRGIN I THROW IN THE CRATER YOU BEEN SERVED MOTHERFUCKER BY THE MASTER DEBATER

GETTING DRIZZLE DOWN MY CHIN MAKES MY KNEES WEAK AND MY HEAD SPIN I LOVE YOU GIRL BUT I CAN'T FRONT I DON'T WANT JUICES FROM YOUR PUDDING POP THERE'S ONE THING BABE THAT WILL DISRUPT US GET ANY ON ME I'LL BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING RUCKUS GIRL I KNOW THIS GOTTA SOUND JUST A LITTLE WEIRD BUT I'D RATHER IF YOU DIDN'T STRAIGHT-UP SOAK MY BEARD YOU KNOW, IF YOU SUCK MY DONG I WON'T POP OFF IN YOUR MOUTH SO GIVE ME SOME WARNING AND I'LL GET YOU A TOWEL EVER SINCE THAT TIME WE MADE SWEET LOVE LAST JUNE I'VE BEEN CLEANING UP AND SWIFFERING AND BLEACHING MY ROOM AND YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T EVER WANT TO DO THAT SHIT AGAIN KEEP MY CHEST HAIR LIKE THE DESERT AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FRIEND GIRL, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD BE MY WIFE I KNEW I WOULD HAVE A PARTNER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BUT EVERY TIME I SEE THAT FLUID WELLING UP TO FLOW MY BOWELS GET ALL RUNNY AND MY LUNCH GETS UP TO GO YO, ONCE I SAW YA GET SOME ON YA WHEN YOU WAS IN THE SAUNA EATING A PUDDING POP DAMN GIRL - DON'T STOP UNTIL JUST RIGHT BEFORE A DROP OF IT HITS MY SKIN EVERY TIME IT MAKES CONTACT I START TWITCHING GODDAMN THAT SHIT IS COLD MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL G THEN IT DRIES UP AND IT GETS GROSS AND STICKY I'M STRICTLY STERILE WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING LOVE I ALWAYS WEAR A MASK AND THREE LATEX GLOVES GIRL - DON'T GET ANY ON ME ON ME - DON'T GET ANY GIRL GIRL - DON'T GET ANY ON ME ON ME - DON'T GET ANY GIRL GIRL - DON'T GET ANY ON ME I DON'T WANT THAT IN MY MOUTH I KNOW IT'S FULL OF PROTEIN BUT I DON'T NEED THAT WHEN I'M FISHING DOWN SOUTH GIRL - DON'T GET ANY ON ME ON ME - DON'T GET ANY GIRL I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M BONING BILL COSBY BUT IT FUCKS IT UP IF YOU GET ANY ON ME FUCK YOU - DON'T GET ANY ON ME FUCK YOU - DON'T GET ANY ON ME FUCK YOU - DON'T GET ANY ON ME FUCK YOU - DON'T GET ANY ON ME