EP #20 - There's No Use In Talking Renewable Energy With The Gas Man

by The Bassturd & Friends

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#20 in a series of 20 EPs - All of the songs on this album were collaborative efforts between The Bassturd and other artists.

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released September 1, 2008

All songs written by The Bassturd, (except where noted) - Produced by The Bassturd

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Track Name: The Bassturd & Gustin Sweat - Heston
I'M TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER
WHEN CHARLTON HESTON MADE THAT ONE INDEPENDENT FILM
THE ONE THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN
ABOUT WHEN HE TRAVELS THROUGH OUTER SPACE
AND FINDS A PLANET FILLED
WITH DEMON FLOWERS AND GIANT VENUS FLY TRAPS
WITH DEMON FLOWERS AND ALL KINDS OF WEIRD GIANTS PLANTS

SOME FILM BUFFS HAVE ARGUED THAT IT'S HIS BEST ROLE SINCE "SOYLENT GREEN"
I PERSONALLY CAN'T COMMENT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN
THE FILM WE'RE DISCUSSING WHERE CHARLTON HESTON TRAVELS THROUGH OUTER SPACE
AND LANDS ON A PLANET FILLED WITH VENUS FLY TRAPS

ONE MORE TRIP LIKE THIS AND I'LL NEVER FLY AGAIN
IN MY N.R.A. SANCTIONED SPACECRAFT
THE MATERIALISTIC MISSIONS THAT PLAGUE HUMANKIND
WE INVADE AND CONQUER OTHER HABITABLE PLANETS

I, CHARLTON HESTON, DECLARE THAT THIS PLANET OF DEMON FLOWERS
IS NOW THE PROPERTY OF THESE UNITED STATES
AND MY FIRST ACT AS STANDING KING OF THIS NEW WORLD
IS TO SIGN THIS CONSTITUTION WITH MY COLD DEAD HAND
Track Name: The Bassturd & Chris Siddall - Farcum
(Instrumental)
Track Name: The Bassturd & The Rhombus - The First Blind Governor Of New York
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
HAD TO LEAVE WORK
DUE TO A MIGRAINE

THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
GAVE SLICK RICK A FULL PARDON

THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
DISCLOSED HIS PAST ENGAGEMENTS IN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS
Track Name: The Bassturd & Blood Frenzy - Does It Feel Alright?
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE?
I'VE ADMIRED IT FROM A DISTANCE
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO RIDE YOUR BIKE
WITH BRAKES THAT WILL LOCK UP TIGHT?
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT?
WHEN YOU AWAKEN DO YOU FEEL WELL RESTED?
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO FEEL ALVIE?
DOES IT FEEL ALRIGHT?
DOES IT FEEL ALRIGHT?
DOES IT FEEL ALRIGHT?

WHERE'S THE PLANE THAT DROPPED YOUR BRAIN
FROM 30,000 FEET ABOVE THE SURFACE?
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH A BRAIN THAT WAS DROPPED FROM THAT HEIGHT?
AIN'T IT GREAT?
ARE YOU FILLED WITH HATE?
YOU SEEM TO HANDLE IT ALRIGHT
YOU SEEM TO HANDLE IT ALRIGHT
YOU SEEM TO HANDLE IT ALRIGHT
Track Name: The Bassturd & A.M. Magic - Start A Bank
START A BANK
START A BANK
WE DECIDED TO START A BANK
TO INVEST
TO INVEST
TO LOAN AND TO INVEST
AND WE DID
AND WE DID
AND WE DID OUR BEST
TO INVEST
TO INVEST
TO LOAN AND TO INVEST

TO EXPLOIT
TO EXPLOIT
WITH FEROCIOUS CONVICTION
TO EXPLOIT
AND TO TAKE
UNFAIR ADVANTAGE
OF THOSE IN NEED
OF ECONOMIC ASSISTANCE
WE ARE PARASITIC THIEVES

START A BANK
START A BANK
WE DECIDED TO START A BANK
TO ELEVATE
TO ELEVATE
OUR SOCIAL STANDING
AND WE DID
AND WE DID
AND WE DID OUTSTANDINGLY
TO ELEVATE
TO ELEVATE
OUR SOCIAL STANDING

LIKE COMMUNIST REDS
THEY WERE GATHERED ROUND
YELLING AND PROTESTING SO LOUD

SO WENT ON AHEAD
AND WE STARVED THEM ALL WITH ECONOMIC STRANGULATION
FUCK ALL OF THEM
Track Name: The Bassturd & The Nazz - We All Burn
I AM GETTING UP ON THIS
I'M NEVER COMING DOWN
I'M GONNA STAND UP HERE HISSING
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
AND I YEARN
FOR A DAY WHEN I CAN SAY WITH GLEE
I'M GLAD THAT IT'S GONE
IT DOESN'T UPSET ME
THAT IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN
THAT IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
AND I YEARN
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN
I FIND IT ODDLY COMFORTING
FOR THIS I'VE YEARNED

WHILE ONE WEIRD WAR WAGED ON WORN SHORES
RAGED ON WITH NO END IN SIGHT
WE MIGHT BE WISE TO CRITICIZE
THE MOTIVES OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT
INSTEAD BLOCKHEADS GO BRAIN DEAD
IGNORE IMPENDING GLOOM AND DREAD
AND THEN IT ALL BURNS
AND THEN WE ALL BURN
AND THEN IT ALL BURNS
AND THEN WE ALL BURN
AND THEN IT ALL BURNS
AND THEN WE ALL BURN
AND SQUIRM AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO RETURN
AND SQUIRM AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO RETURN
AND SQUIRM AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO RETURN
Track Name: The Bassturd & Todd On Acid - Truths Of Our Time
WELL THE WORLD IS UNKIND BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE IN MY MIND
NOTHING GOES THROUGH MY MIND
BECAUSE IN MY MIND YO DUDE EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE
NOTHING GOES THROUGH MY MIND

I SHALL REMAIN SOMEWHAT BLIND
TO THE TRUTHS OF OUR TIME
AND SO FOREVER I WILL CLIMB
THROUGH THE CONFINES THAT ARE MY EMPTY MIND

WELL THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
I GOT ANOTHER BABY ON THE WAY
WITH NO JOB AND NO WAY TO PAY FOR SHIT
BUT IN MY MIND YO DUDE EVERYTHING IS OKAY
GOT ANOTHER BABY ON THE WAY

I SHALL REMAIN SOMEWHAT BLIND
TO THE TRUTHS OF OUR TIME
AND SO FOREVER I WILL CLIMB
THROUGH THE CONFINES THAT ARE MY EMPTY MIND

I SHALL REMAIN SOMEWHAT BLIND
TO THE TRUTHS OF OUR TIME
AND SO FOREVER I WILL CLIMB
THROUGH THE CONFINES THAT ARE MY EMPTY MIND
Track Name: The Bassturd & Gustin Sweat - U Work 4 Us
DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME
DO YOUR JOB THANKLESSLY
BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR US
YOU WORK FOR US
YOU WORK FOR US
JERK

NO OVERTIME
WE PAY YOU MINIMUM WAGE
YOU THINK OF ME AS YOUR BOSS
I THINK OF YOU AS MY SLAVE
BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR US
YOU WORK FOR US
YOU FUCKING WORK FOR US
JERK

I'M GETTING RICH
YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO GET BY
BY THE TIME YOU RETIRE
THE WELL WILL BE DRY
BECAUSE YOU WORKED FOR US
YOU WORKED FOR US
YOU FUCKING WORKED FOR US
JERK