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EP #20 - There's No Use In Talking Renewable Energy With The Gas Man

by The Bassturd & Friends

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I'M TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER WHEN CHARLTON HESTON MADE THAT ONE INDEPENDENT FILM THE ONE THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ABOUT WHEN HE TRAVELS THROUGH OUTER SPACE AND FINDS A PLANET FILLED WITH DEMON FLOWERS AND GIANT VENUS FLY TRAPS WITH DEMON FLOWERS AND ALL KINDS OF WEIRD GIANTS PLANTS SOME FILM BUFFS HAVE ARGUED THAT IT'S HIS BEST ROLE SINCE "SOYLENT GREEN" I PERSONALLY CAN'T COMMENT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN THE FILM WE'RE DISCUSSING WHERE CHARLTON HESTON TRAVELS THROUGH OUTER SPACE AND LANDS ON A PLANET FILLED WITH VENUS FLY TRAPS ONE MORE TRIP LIKE THIS AND I'LL NEVER FLY AGAIN IN MY N.R.A. SANCTIONED SPACECRAFT THE MATERIALISTIC MISSIONS THAT PLAGUE HUMANKIND WE INVADE AND CONQUER OTHER HABITABLE PLANETS I, CHARLTON HESTON, DECLARE THAT THIS PLANET OF DEMON FLOWERS IS NOW THE PROPERTY OF THESE UNITED STATES AND MY FIRST ACT AS STANDING KING OF THIS NEW WORLD IS TO SIGN THIS CONSTITUTION WITH MY COLD DEAD HAND
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(Instrumental)
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THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK HAD TO LEAVE WORK DUE TO A MIGRAINE THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK GAVE SLICK RICK A FULL PARDON THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK DISCLOSED HIS PAST ENGAGEMENTS IN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS
4.
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE? I'VE ADMIRED IT FROM A DISTANCE WHAT'S IT LIKE TO RIDE YOUR BIKE WITH BRAKES THAT WILL LOCK UP TIGHT? WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT? WHEN YOU AWAKEN DO YOU FEEL WELL RESTED? WHAT'S IT LIKE TO FEEL ALVIE? DOES IT FEEL ALRIGHT? DOES IT FEEL ALRIGHT? DOES IT FEEL ALRIGHT? WHERE'S THE PLANE THAT DROPPED YOUR BRAIN FROM 30,000 FEET ABOVE THE SURFACE? WHAT'S IT LIKE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH A BRAIN THAT WAS DROPPED FROM THAT HEIGHT? AIN'T IT GREAT? ARE YOU FILLED WITH HATE? YOU SEEM TO HANDLE IT ALRIGHT YOU SEEM TO HANDLE IT ALRIGHT YOU SEEM TO HANDLE IT ALRIGHT
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START A BANK START A BANK WE DECIDED TO START A BANK TO INVEST TO INVEST TO LOAN AND TO INVEST AND WE DID AND WE DID AND WE DID OUR BEST TO INVEST TO INVEST TO LOAN AND TO INVEST TO EXPLOIT TO EXPLOIT WITH FEROCIOUS CONVICTION TO EXPLOIT AND TO TAKE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OF THOSE IN NEED OF ECONOMIC ASSISTANCE WE ARE PARASITIC THIEVES START A BANK START A BANK WE DECIDED TO START A BANK TO ELEVATE TO ELEVATE OUR SOCIAL STANDING AND WE DID AND WE DID AND WE DID OUTSTANDINGLY TO ELEVATE TO ELEVATE OUR SOCIAL STANDING LIKE COMMUNIST REDS THEY WERE GATHERED ROUND YELLING AND PROTESTING SO LOUD SO WENT ON AHEAD AND WE STARVED THEM ALL WITH ECONOMIC STRANGULATION FUCK ALL OF THEM
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I AM GETTING UP ON THIS I'M NEVER COMING DOWN I'M GONNA STAND UP HERE HISSING IT'S ALL GONNA BURN IT'S ALL GONNA BURN IT'S ALL GONNA BURN AND I YEARN FOR A DAY WHEN I CAN SAY WITH GLEE I'M GLAD THAT IT'S GONE IT DOESN'T UPSET ME THAT IT'S ALL GONNA BURN THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN THAT IT'S ALL GONNA BURN AND I YEARN IT'S ALL GONNA BURN THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN I FIND IT ODDLY COMFORTING FOR THIS I'VE YEARNED WHILE ONE WEIRD WAR WAGED ON WORN SHORES RAGED ON WITH NO END IN SIGHT WE MIGHT BE WISE TO CRITICIZE THE MOTIVES OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT INSTEAD BLOCKHEADS GO BRAIN DEAD IGNORE IMPENDING GLOOM AND DREAD AND THEN IT ALL BURNS AND THEN WE ALL BURN AND THEN IT ALL BURNS AND THEN WE ALL BURN AND THEN IT ALL BURNS AND THEN WE ALL BURN AND SQUIRM AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO RETURN AND SQUIRM AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO RETURN AND SQUIRM AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO RETURN
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WELL THE WORLD IS UNKIND BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE IN MY MIND NOTHING GOES THROUGH MY MIND BECAUSE IN MY MIND YO DUDE EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE NOTHING GOES THROUGH MY MIND I SHALL REMAIN SOMEWHAT BLIND TO THE TRUTHS OF OUR TIME AND SO FOREVER I WILL CLIMB THROUGH THE CONFINES THAT ARE MY EMPTY MIND WELL THINGS ARE LOOKING UP I GOT ANOTHER BABY ON THE WAY WITH NO JOB AND NO WAY TO PAY FOR SHIT BUT IN MY MIND YO DUDE EVERYTHING IS OKAY GOT ANOTHER BABY ON THE WAY I SHALL REMAIN SOMEWHAT BLIND TO THE TRUTHS OF OUR TIME AND SO FOREVER I WILL CLIMB THROUGH THE CONFINES THAT ARE MY EMPTY MIND I SHALL REMAIN SOMEWHAT BLIND TO THE TRUTHS OF OUR TIME AND SO FOREVER I WILL CLIMB THROUGH THE CONFINES THAT ARE MY EMPTY MIND
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DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME DO YOUR JOB THANKLESSLY BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR US YOU WORK FOR US YOU WORK FOR US JERK NO OVERTIME WE PAY YOU MINIMUM WAGE YOU THINK OF ME AS YOUR BOSS I THINK OF YOU AS MY SLAVE BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR US YOU WORK FOR US YOU FUCKING WORK FOR US JERK I'M GETTING RICH YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO GET BY BY THE TIME YOU RETIRE THE WELL WILL BE DRY BECAUSE YOU WORKED FOR US YOU WORKED FOR US YOU FUCKING WORKED FOR US JERK

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#20 in a series of 20 EPs - All of the songs on this album were collaborative efforts between The Bassturd and other artists.

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released September 1, 2008

All songs written by The Bassturd, (except where noted) - Produced by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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