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EP #7 - Band Themed

by The Bassturd

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1.
Intro. 01:09
(Instrumental)
2.
COAL CHAMBER PLAYED AT CHOACELLA THIS YEAR WE DRANK SOME BEERS AND CHECKED THEM OUT SAW WHAT THEY WERE ALL ABOUT GO CHECK THEM OUT DUDE AND YOU'LL SEE THEY'RE WORTH CHECKING OUT TALKING NONSENSE FOLLOWING THE STENCH OF INCENSE THROUGH A CORRIDOR TO FIND THE HIPPIE JAM BAND INSIDE KEEPING THE DREAM ALIVE HEY YOU GUYS ARE DOING A GOOD JOB KEEPING THE DREAM ALIVE WE TEND TO KEEP OUR MINDS CLOSED TO SO MANY AWESOME BANDS THAT WE'LL NEVER GET TO KNOW COAL CHAMBER PLAYED AT COACHELLA THIS YEAR WE DRANK SOME BEERS AND CHECKED THEM OUT SAW WHAT THEY WERE ALL ABOUT NOW WE CAN SAY UNEQUIVOCALLY THEY'RE WORTH CHECKING OUT
3.
THEY CLAP THEIR HANDS WHEN THEY APPROVE NO ONE QUESTIONS THAT IMPLEMENTED CONVENTION SOCIOLOGICALLY WE ARE ALL TOOLS BUT NO ONE DARES ADMIT THAT THEY'RE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY THEY STRIKE A CHORD AND NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE BAND WHO PLAYS IN THE BACK OF THE CLUB FOR BEER THEY ONLY PLAY FOR BEER
4.
BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THE HAIR BANDS RULED ONE CLEARLY DOMINATED THE SCENE WELCOMING THE WORLD TO THE JUNGLE THEY SHOT TO THE TOP LIKE A ROCKET QUEEN FOR YEARS THEIR CAREERS CONTINUED TO FLOURISH THEY FUCKED A LOT OF BITCHES AND RECORDED MANY HITS BEFORE THEIR LEGIONS OF FANS BEGAN TO DISSIPATE THEY CASHED IN THEIR CHIPS AND WALKED AWAY YO AXL ROSE DUDE WHERE CAN YOU BE? WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR NEW ALBUM PATIENTLY I LOVE GUNS & ROSES YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK SKIN TIGHT WHITE BIKER SHORTS STUFFED WITH A SOCK WELL THEIR TROUBLES BEGAN WHEN ADLER GOT CANNED FOR DANCING WITH MR. BROWNSTONE THEN IZZY LEFT THE BAND TO FORM THE JU JU HOUNDS PAYING TRIBUTE TO THE ROLLING STONES DUFF'S FIRST SOLO ALBUM WAS A PIECE OF SHIT NOBODY PAID MUCH ATTENTION TO IT SLASH JUMPED KNEE-DEEP INTO THE SNAKE PIT AND FOR SOME REASON THEY RELEASED "THE SPAGHETTI INCIDENT" YO AXL ROSE PLEASE HEAR MY PLEAS I'M ANXIOUS TO HEAR "CHINESE DEMOCRACY" GUNS & FUCKIN' ROSES ON EXTENDED HIATUS THANKS FOR ALL THE ROCKING SHIT THAT YOU GAVE US I HEARD AXL'S EGO CONTINUED TO SWELL HE HIRED MOBY TO PRODUCE AND THEN TOLD HIM TO GO TO HELL BUCKETHEAD JOINED THE BAND FANS HOPES WERE HIGH BUT SHOWING UP LATE FOR PRACTICE LED TO HIS DEMISE BACK IN 1999 WE GOT A LITTLE TASTE WHEN A SONG APPEARED ON THE SOUNDTRACK FOR "END OF DAYS" SPECULATIONS OF THE ALBUM'S FATE FUELS THE RUMOR MILL SOME SAY IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY BUT I'M SURE IT WILL YO AXL ROSE PLEASE KICK IT IN THE ASS THE PUBLIC IS LOSING INTEREST FAST I RECOGNIZE A GOOD ALBUM CAN TAKE A LONG TIME BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS THIS SHIT BETTER BLOW MY FUCKING MIND
5.
THIS IS A SONG THAT WE'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE WE BEGAN SINCE WE BEGAN PLAYING IN THIS BAND THIS SONG IS GETTING BORING MAN LET'S CHANGE THE FUCKER UP WE'LL GIVE THE PEOPLE SOMETHING DOPE AND FRESH TO TALK ABOUT WE'LL PLAY THIS SONG A NEW WAY LIKE WE'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY THAT PEOPLE PLAY WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE IGNORED THE NEW CHANGES THAT WE'VE ARRANGED WILL FUCK YOU PEOPLE UP YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WAS THAT YOU PAYED TWENTY BUCKS TO SEE US WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS FUCKER LIKE WE'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY THAT PEOPLE PLAY WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE IGNORED THE NEW CHANGES THAT WE'VE ARRANGED WILL FUCK YOU PEOPLE UP AND YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WAS THAT YOU PAID TWENTY BUCKS TO SEE US
6.
A LOT OF PEOPLE USED TO GO TO GRATEFUL DEAD SHOWS THEY LOVED TO SEE THEM PLAY EVERY TIME THEY CAME AROUND, FIFTY-THOUSAND FANS WOULD GO MAN THEY LOVED TO SEE THEM PLAY WHEN THE DEAD DIED PEOPLE STARTED GOING TO PHISH SHOWS I NEVER HEARD MUCH ABOUT PHISH BEFORE THE DEAD DISBANDED IN WICKER PARK CHICAGO I SAW AN EXCELLENT SHOW BY THE WESLEY WILLIS FIASCO IT WASN'T LONG AFTERWARD THAT THEY BROKE UP AND THEN THEY LOST A GUITAR PLAYER MANY YEARS BEFORE THE FIASCO BAND BROKE UP A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INTO DANIEL JOHNSTON AND WHEN DANIEL JOHNSTON FINALLY GOT FAMOUS A LOT OF PEOPLE GOT INTO WESLEY WILLIS I THINK I'D MAKE A POOR EXCUSE FOR A ROCK STAR I'VE GOT THE WRONG ATTITUDE I DON'T THINK THAT I COULD GO FAR I THINK I'D MAKE A REALLY POOR EXCUSE FOR A ROCK STAR I CAN'T PLAY VERY WELL I'LL JUST STAND HERE ON THE SIDELINES ADMIRING YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL SO TALENTED SO I SAY THANK YOU I'M GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE GREAT WORK THAT YOU'VE DONE
7.
WHAT AN UGLY SCENE WHAT A REPUGNANT THING THAT YOU'RE PRESENTING TO ME WHAT AN UGLY BAND AND UGLY FANS THIS BAND ATTRACTS TO THEIR SCENE BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF ROCK & ROLL WHAT AN UGLY SCENE WHAT A BUNCH OF MEAN LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE LIP OF THE BANDSTAND PROPPING UP ANOTHER BAND MAN I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT IT'S A SHAME THIS IS THE GAME BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF ROCK & ROLL THESE BANDS ALL SOUND THE SAME UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#7 in a series of 20 EPs.

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released May 1, 2006

Written, performed, produced, mixed and mastered by The Bassturd - Album artwork by Yesenia Arriola - "The Bassturd" logo designed by Anthony Barlow

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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