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The Biz
02:37
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HERE IT IS DUDE
A BRAND NEW ALBUM
EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE
THROUGH THEIR FAN CLUB
NEXT MONTH THEY'LL RELEASE A THREE SONG E.P.
IT'S ONLY $10 IF YOU ORDER FROM DRAG CITY
SEX, MONEY, POWER, GREED
ROCKING OUT ALONE TO CREED
SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE MACHINE
BECOME PART OF THE MUSIC SCENE
THAT GENRE SEEMS TO SUIT YOU WELL
I'LL SAVE A PLACE FOR YOU IN HELL
ANOTHER MUNDANE PUNK ROCK BAND
YOU SING LIKE EDDIE PEARL JAM
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE BECOME
OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE RELIES ON CONSUMPTION
TO FUEL THE SHIT IN WHICH WE LIVE
CONSERVATIVE EXECUTIVES
CALL THE SHOTS
WE'RE ON OUR KNEES
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
WE'RE BEGGING PLEASE
HERE IT IS DUDE
A BRAND NEW 12 INCH
A SIXTY DOLLAR LIMITED EDITION PICTURE DISC
NEXT MONTH THEY'LL RELEASE A LIVE VIDEO
OF ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE HEARD A MILLION TIMES ON THE RADIO
REMOVE YOUR FLESH FROM MY BEHIND
I THINK CONCISELY WITH AN OPEN MIND
YOU ENDLESSLY FORCE FEED THAT TRASH
TO THE AGE GROUP THAT SPENDS THE MOST CASH
YOUR MOTIVES ARE TWISTED AND SICK
YOU'RE A GREEDY FUCKED UP LUNATIC
SEX, MONEY, POWER, GREED
OVERTHROW THE INDUSTRY
A CHRISTMAS ALBUM BY N-SYNC
INSANE KORN BISCUIT OFFSPRING
TRY NOT TO MAKE YOUR SONGS TOO INTERESTING
PEOPLE LIKE DANCING MORE THAN THEY LIKE LISTENING
DOESN'T MATTER IF THE LYRICS HAVE A MESSAGE
NO ONE WILL PAY ANY ATTENTION
TRY NOT TO MAKE YOUR SONGS TOO INTERESTING
PEOPLE LIKE DANCING MORE THAN THEY LIKE LISTENING
DOESN'T MATTER IF THE LYRICS HAVE A MESSAGE
NO ONE WILL PAY ANY ATTENTION
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On A Nod
01:17
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I'M ON A NOD
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
SMOKING THAT GOOD WEED
(REPEAT)
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Good Farmers
01:47
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WE WORKED VERY HARD TO IRRIGATE THE FIELD
WE DID A GOOD JOB
WE DID A GOOD JOB
ATTEMPTING TO PREVENT SOIL EROSION
TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY
WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR THE HARVEST
OUR CROPS LOOKED GOOD
OUR CROPS LOOKED GOOD
WE MADE OUT LIKE A COUPLE OF BANDITS
EVERYONE ENVIED US
I THINK WE SHOULD REASSESS
OUR PLANTING PLANS FOR NEXT SEASON
I'VE GOT A FEW GOOD IDEAS
THAT MIGHT RESULT IN A HIGHER YIELD
EVERYONE COMPLEMENTED US
YOU DID A GOOD JOB
YOU DID A GOOD JOB
WE KNEW WE WERE GOOD FARMERS
FROM THE START
FROM THE START
FROM THE START
FROM THE START
FROM THE START
FROM THE START
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Image-In
01:56
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Mugre Del Cabo
01:28
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DAVID GEFFEN IS A PEDOPHILE
DAVID GEFFEN LIKES TO GO AT IT WITH KIDS
DAVID GEFFEN IS A TWISTED FUCK
UNDER THE SHEETS
UNDER THE SHEETS
DAVID GEFFEN IS A PEDOPHILE
DAVID GEFFEN IS A TWISTED FREAK
DAVID GEFFEN IS A VERY SICK MAN
UNDER THE SHEETS
UNDER THE SHEETS
THE MOST HATED MAN IN THE RECORDING MUSIC INDUSTRY
HE HOUSES THE WORLDS LARGEST COLLECTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
DAVID GEFFEN IS A PEDOPHILE
DAVID GEFFEN LIKES TO GO AT IT WITH KIDS
DAVID GEFFEN IS A VERY SICK MAN
UNDER THE SHEETS
UNDER THE SHEETS
UNDER THE SHEETS
UNDER THE SHEETS
UNDER THE SHEETS
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SO THIS IS HELL
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF CURIOUS
LOOKING IN FROM THE OUTSIDE
IT WAS NICE OF THEM TO GRANT ME IMMUNITY HERE
I NOW EXIST IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
FOR MANY YEARS I TOLD PEOPLE
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WAS 3
AND NO ONE EVER FUCKING BELIEVED ME
FOR YEARS I HAD TO TELL PEOPLE
THAT I STOOD SEVEN FOOT HIGH
WHEN ACTUALLY I ONLY STOOD FIVE NINE
IT'S JUST THE THINGS YOU DO
THE LITTLE FUCKING THINGS YOU DO
THAT GET OTHER PEOPLE SO PISSED AT YOU
FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON
BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF WEIRD
WELL THEY DON'T STAND FOR THAT SHIT IN HELL
THEY'LL BEAT YOU DOWN
THEY'LL BUST YOU IN YOUR FUCKING EARS
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Joroba Abollado
02:40
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Shit Brewing Upstairs
00:49
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THERE'S SOME SHIT BREWING UPSTAIRS THAT DON'T QUITE MAKE SENSE
IS IT A FUNNY JOKE
AM I JUST BURNING INCENSE
OR DOES MY BRAIN ALWAYS SMELL LIKE THAT WHEN IT'S THINKING
I CAN'T REALLY TELL
YOU SEE I HAVE THIS PROBLEM DRINKING
AND I DRINK A LOT
I CAN'T STOP
WELL ACTUALLY I CAN AND DO
QUITE A LOT
COME TO THINK OF IT
MY MIND WORKS IN WEIRD WAYS
AND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
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Dude, Relax
01:34
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STAND ON YOUR HANDS DUDE, RELAX
I'M ALWAYS IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE WHO CAN DO THAT
NOW LEAN BACK AND LAND ON YOUR FEET
A GRACEFUL DISMOUNT TO THE EARTH BENEATH
STAND ON YOUR HANDS DUDE, RELAX
I'M ENVIOUS OF PEOPLE WHO CAN DO THAT
STAND ON YOUR FACE DUDE, RELAX
COVERED WITH DIRT, CUTS AND VARIOUS SCABS
I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAD YOU ASTRAY
I JUST GAVE YOU A DIRECTION AND YOU FAITHFULLY OBEYED
STAND ON YOUR FACE DUDE, RELAX
I KNOW IT HURTS YOU QUITE BAD
YOU'RE SO FUCKING MAD
I JUST WANTED TO BE A BETTER HALF
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Jefe Secreto
01:54
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I SWORE YEARS AGO
THAT I'D NEVER WRITE ANOTHER LOVE SONG
BUT TONIGHT I SLIPPED
AND THIS ONE CAME OUT ON ITS OWN
UNCONSCIOUS INSPIRATION
KEEPS BUILDING UP INSIDE OF ME
BECAUSE OF YOU I FEEL FULFILLED
THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION WAS FINALLY KILLED
HAPPINESS IS SUCH A THRILL
THE FUTURE SEEMS GLOOMY
NOT CERTAIN OF WHAT I SHOULD DO
I KNOW FAILURE IS LOOMING
AROUND EVERY CORNER LIES IMPENDING DOOM
I DIVE IN HEAD FIRST EXPECTING THE IMPACT TO HURT
BUT YOU MANAGE TO CUSHION MY FALL
AND I FORGET ABOUT IT ALL
MESSED UP ON LOVE, A FRACTURED SKULL AND ALCOHOL
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20 Minutes
00:58
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THIS ONE TOOK 20 MINUTES
AND IN 20 MORE IT WILL BE FINISHED
I'D COULD DO 30 BY DAWN
AND HAVE THIS WHOLE DAMN ALBUM DONE
QUANTITY OVER QUALITY
DESCRIBES MY PHILOSOPHY
I LIKE TO DO LOTS OF SHIT
AND QUICKLY RELEASE IT
THIS ONE TOOK 20 MINUTES
AND IN A FEW MORE I WILL FUCK WITH IT
MIX IT DOWN ONTO A CD
AND PLAY IT FOR EVERYBODY
SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT LIKE IT
TELL ME THAT I'M FULL OF SHIT
I'LL SHRUG IT OFF AND TURN AWAY
IT'S A MATTER OF TASTE
THIS ONE DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON
I HAVE TO RECORD MORE SONGS
TO GET THIS ALBUM DONE
DIG IT
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DO YOU EVER SEE IT COME IN HERE
LIKE A ROPE AROUND THE NECK
SOMETIMES I SEE IT HOVERING UP THERE
LIKE A ROPE AROUND THE NECK
IF IT'S DEAD I WILL LEAVE IT
IF IT'S ALIVE I WILL TAKE IT WITH ME
IF IT'S DEAD I WILL LEAVE IT
LIKE A ROPE AROUND THE NECK
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AL SHARPTON GONAD DIARRHEA
GURGLE IN MY GUT ONOMATOPOEIA
FRESH DRESSED FUCK FACE
OUT OF PLACE
SHOWED UP LATE WITH NO TIME TO WASTE
SHRINK WRAPPED BILLBOARD RETARD FREEWAY
BITCH SLAP CURSOR HERMAN PRO GAY
PHANTOM BEEF PIE ALGAE PINK EYE
HOLD THE FUCK UP
WHO IS THAT GUY?
BARBITURATES AND OTHER SHIT
DICKS TITS AND CLITS THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING GET
THAT'S ALL YOU GET
POPPING PISTOLS PARADISE WHISTLES
COCAINE ROSEBUD PRICKLY THISTLES
I NEED SOMETHING TO PLUG UP MY HOLE
SHIT IS FLOWING OUT LIKE JELLY ROLLS
YO, CANDY CANE SHOULD TOP ALL THAT
SHITFACED GEEZER DIPLOMAT
GRAFFIX BONG STANDS TEN FEET TALL
YOU GOT RAD PECS AND SHRIVELED BALLS
BARBITURATES AND OTHER SHIT
DICKS TITS AND CLITS THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING GET
THAT'S ALL YOU GET
A HEARTLESS LOW-LIFE LUNATIC
COME QUICK THE BITCH FLIPPED TRICKS AND THAT'S THE SHIT
YO, THAT'S THE SHIT
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Jesus Homunculus Christ
02:55
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I Had A Dream
02:29
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Clown On Crack
00:14
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I'VE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS
DETERIORATE AWAY
INTO THE SKY
WE ALL GET HIGH
LIKE THE FOUR NON-BLONDES USED TO SAY
I WAKE IN THE MORNING
AND I STEP OUTSIDE
AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATHE
AND I OPEN MY EYES
AND REALIZE MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT
I'LL STOP BEING A DIPSHIT
FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD
I'LL STOP BEING A MORON
IF YOU'LL HOLD ME TO MY WORD
WHICH IS I WILL BE KIND
AND BEHIND THOSE CLOSED I'VE LEFT MY MIND
YOU GET MAD
YOU'RE ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I STEAL
YOU GET MAD
YOU'RE ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I KILL
YOU'VE GOT THE PROBLEM
I'VE GOT NO PROBLEM
I KILL AND STEAL JUST FOR FUN
YOU'VE GOT THE PROBLEM
I'VE GOT NO PROBLEMS
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER TO ANYONE
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I DON'T KNOW WHY, WHO OR HOW
BUT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HUNT ME DOWN
I'LL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY DAWN
THREE SHOTS AT MY APARTMENT IN THE LAST HALF HOUR
I FEEL SICK
I DRAW THE BLINDS AND TURN THE LIGHTS ON
WHAT HAVE I DONE, SAID, HEARD OR SEEN
NOTHING THAT I REMEMBER DOING
A VICTIM OF BUNK CIRCUMSTANCE
A SITTING DUCK
I DON'T STAND A CHANCE
THEY'RE CONSPIRING OUTSIDE MY DOOR
I'M LYING FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
THEY PICK THE LOCK AND COME INSIDE
THREE MEN IN JET BLACK SUITS AND TIES
WITHOUT A WORD THEY CORNER ME
I BEG, I CRY, I PLEAD FOR MERCY
WHAT HAVE I DONE, SAID, HEARD OR SEEN
THEY SHRUG, THEY SMILE AND THEN THEY KILL ME
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27. |
Orgasmo Del Jirafa
02:28
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I AM A ROBOT
I AM GOING TO SMOKE POT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM GOING TO SMOKE
A BROKEN ROBOT
HE IS GOING TO SMOKE POT
BROKEN ROBOT SMOKES
HOW WILL IT BE IF A ROBOT SMOKES POT
WILL I EVOLVE
WILL I THINK THOUGHTS
WILL I BECOME SOMETHING OTHER THAN I AM
WILL I LOVE MY FELLOW MAN
HE'S A BROKEN ROBOT
POTHEAD BROKEN ROBOT
POTHEAD ROBOT BROKE
HE IS A ROBOT
POTHEAD BROKEN ROBOT
HE TALKS BACKWARDS
I AM NOT A
I AM A ROBOT
I AM GOING TO SMOKE POT
I AM A ROBOT
I HAVE ALREADY SMOKED POT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM EVOLVING
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29. |
With Or Without You
04:10
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30. |
The Truth
12:02
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ABANDON ALL FAITH IN CHRISTIANITY
ABANDON YOUR BELIEF IN SPIRITUALITY
GOD IS NO MORE REAL THAN THE TOOTH FAIRY
IF YOU STUDY MYTHOLOGY
THEN IT SHOULD BE PLAIN TO SEE
THAT WHEN MANKIND CAN'T FIND AN ANSWER
WE CREATE A SYSTEM OF BELIEFS
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE
WHICH PUTS A NEW EMPHASIS ON LIFE
YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT AT IT
SO YOU'D BETTER DO IT RIGHT
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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada
The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.
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