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Anal Sacs

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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DID YOU KNOW THAT CATS HAVE ANAL SACS
IN WHICH FLUID IS STORED THAT
PROVIDES THEIR ASS A UNIQUE SCENT
THAT REPRESENTS THEIR TEMPERAMENT
AND OTHER USEFUL INFORMATION
AIDING IDENTIFICATION
THROUGH THE PUNGENT FRAGRANCE THEY EMIT
OTHER ANIMALS ASSOCIATE IT
WITH THE STENCH OF KITTY CATS
BUT SOMETIMES THE ANAL SACS
RUPTURE AND SPILL FLUID ABOUT
UNTIL THE SAC HAS EMPTIED OUT
ALL OF THE FOUL SMELLING OOZE
EXPELLING PRUDES AS IT SPEWS
FROM A RUPTURED ANAL SAC
ONCE EMPTIED, IT MUST BE STITCHED BACK
SHUT SO THAT AN INFECTION
CAN HOPEFULLY BE AVOIDED
BUT ONCE THAT'S DONE IT'S UNLIKELY THAT
FLUID WILL RETURN TO THE SAC
AND THE CAT IN QUESTION WILL NO LONGER
RUB THAT STANKY GUNK UP ON YA'
YOU'LL BE FREE TO PET THE KITTY
WITHOUT ANY NEED TO WORRY

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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