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I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG
THAT I COULD RELAX IN
I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG CHAIR
BUT I DON'T HAVE A BEAN BAG
BECAUSE I HAVE CATS
THAT WOULD MOST CERTAINLY TEAR
A HOLE INTO MY BEAN BAG
SO I REMAIN BEAN BAGLESS
TO AVOID GETTING BEANS EVERYWHERE
IF I EVER GET A BEAN BUG
DUCT TAPE WOULD BE THE ONLY THING
KEEPING ALL THOSE TINY BEANS IN THERE

IT'S A CHOICE YOU MAKE
YOU CHOOSE ONE DAY
DO YOU WANT A CAT OR A BEAN BAG CHAIR
YOU STARE INTO THE HEAVENS AND DECLARE
IT'S NOT FAIR I HAVE TO CHOOSE
FOR BOTH THESE THINGS IMPROVE MY MOOD SO GREATLY
BUT IF I MUST I CHOOSE KITTIES

SO I DON'T HAVE A BEAN BAG
AND MY FOUL MOOD REFLECTS THAT
I DON'T HAVE A BEAN BAG CHAIR
BUT I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG
BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE A BEAN BAG
TO CHILL OUT ON IN MY LAIR

IT'S A CHOICE YOU MAKE
YOU CHOOSE ONE DAY
TO GO TO THE POUND AND ADOPT A KITTY-CAT
NEVER REALIZING THE REPERCUSSIONS OF AN ACTION LIKE THAT
AND THEN YOU'RE TRAPPED
WITH YOUR CAT AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
YOU'RE FORCED TO USE A SOFA OR A FUTON
WHEN YOU WANT TO RELAX

I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG
THAT I COULD RELAX IN
I WISH I HAD A BEAN BAG CHAIR

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from The Dark Side Of The Turd, released June 7, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, and mixed by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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