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The Bassturd, MC Keef and Hermes - Bling Ballz

from EP #18 - Bling Ballz by The Bassturd & MC Keef

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I'LL LET YOU FELLAS IN ON A LITTLE SECRET THAT I KNOW
IT SEEMS THAT HONIES LIKE GUYS WHO GENITALS GLOW
DON'T ATTEMPT UNLESS YOU'RE HARDCORE
DON'T TRY IT IF YOU LACK GUTS
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE YOUR NUTS
BLING BALLZ IS A NEW TREND
A GRILL FOR YOUR NUT SACK
THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR SUCKERS
I'M AS REAL AS A HEART ATTACK
GRAB YOUR BEDAZZLER
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM
GIRLS LINE UP AROUND THE BLOCK JUST SO YOU CAN BONE THEM
NOW I KNOW IT AIN'T EASY TO STAB YOUR BALLZ
IT HURTS TO STAND UP BUT INSIDE YOU'RE WALKING TALL
YOU GOTTA BE A MAN TO PIERCE YOUR TENDER SCROTAL SKIN
JUST REMEMBER ALL THE ASS AND TITTIES YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN
REMEMBER TO CLEAN AND POLISH YOUR STONES TWICE A DAY
OR ELSE YOUR FRIENDS WILL START TO THINK THAT YOU WORK AT FRITO-LAY
BUT EVEN IF YOUR TESTICLES SMELL LIKE ASS AND STILTON
BLING BALLZ PERFECTLY ACCESSORIZE BITCHES LIKE PARIS HILTON
TRUE GANGSTERS WEAR THEIR BLING BALLZ UNDERNEATH A KILT
DISPLAY THEIR BOZAKS PROUDLY
NOT HAVING ANY GUILT
AND WHEN THE SUNLIGHT CATCHES - SPLASHES COLOR ON THE GROUND
YOUR LASER LIGHT SHOW CAUSES HEARTS TO POUND

BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS

YO, DECK THE HALLS WITH BLING BALLZ OF RHINESTONE
IF YOU COME AROUND I'LL PRETEND I'M NOT HOME
GETTING BEDAZZLED - AFFIXING STUDS TO MY NUT SACK
THE POINT OF NO RETURN HAS BEEN PASSED
I CAN'T TURN BACK
ONCE YOU GOT THEM SHITS ON YOUR NUTS IT'S PERMANENT
IT'S LIKE DIPPING 'EM IN CEMENT EXCEPT YOU WON'T LAMENT
I VENT FRUSTRATION THROUGH COLORFUL SCROTAL DECORATIONS
ALTHOUGH HIDEOUS I THINK IT'S MY GREATEST CREATION
IF YOU AIN'T HIP TO THE STYLE THAT I ROCK - LET ME EXPLAIN
I DON'T APPLY THEM DIRECTLY TO MY COCK
BECAUSE THE BALL SACK IS MY CANVAS
MY BALL BLING SWINGS ILLUMINATING MY MAN NUTS
IT'S EASY, FUN AND FABULOUS - SNAP, PUSH AND POP
IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER BUT I CAN'T STOP
I'M THE BEDAZZLINGEST BEDAZZLING MOTHERFUCKER ON THE BLOCK
MY BALL BLING IS HOT - RIVALS ANYTHING YOU GOT

BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS
BLING BALLZ - BEDAZZLER - RHINESTONE MY NUTS

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from EP #18 - Bling Ballz, released March 1, 2008
Written and performed by The Bassturd and MC Keef - Featuring Hermes on the turntables - Produced by The Bassturd - Mastered by Rob "Steely" Bennett for the Loss Foundation

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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