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Centaur At Law

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MAY BE ABLE TO OFFER ME SOME LEGAL ADVICE
FOR WHICH I AM IN NEED
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS $1 RETAINER FEE
ATTORNEY / CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY
NOW ALLOWS ME TO REVEAL TO THEE
THE FACT THAT I LACK THE NECESSARY FUNDING
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SERVICES YOU AR OFFERING
HOWEVER, GREAT POWERS UPON YOU I AM ABLE TO BESTOW
YOU'LL BE MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OTHER PERSON YOU KNOW
SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE - THUS OUR AGREEMENT SHALL BE
I'LL TURN YOU INTO A CENTAUR AND YOU'LL REPRESENT ME

NOW I RETAIN THE COUNSEL OF THE ONLY CENTAUR LAWYER IN THE GAME
HIS MAGNIFYING PRESENCE IS ENOUGH TO WIN A CASE
HIS FREAKISH OUTWARD APPEARANCE MAY SEEM OUT OF PLACE
BUT BEING A POWERFUL CENTAUR ACCIDENT ATTORNEY
ALLOWS HIM MANY UNIQUE ADVERTISING OPPORTUNITIES
SO CALL 1-800-CENTAUR IF YOU'VE BEEN IN A CRASH
JOHN STROUSS - CENTAUR AT LAW - WILL GET YOU CASH

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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