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WOULD YOU LIKE A SPRITE?
THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE SAFETY FEATURES OF THE AIRCRAFT
YOU'RE SEAT CAN BE USED AS A RAFT
IF YOU STRAP IT TO YOUR CHEST
AND IF THE PLANE IS ON FIRE AND WE'RE PLUMMETING TOWARD THE EARTH AT 150 MILES PER HOUR A MASK WILL DROP DOWN AND PROVIDE YOU WITH OXYGEN
SO YOUR EARS WON'T POP WHILE YOU PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH
NO ONE WANTS THEIR EARS TO POP WHEN THEIR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE THEIR EYES

YOUR DARKEST THOUGHTS AND DREAMS
ACCOMPANIED BY POPPING EARS
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
THIS IS THE WAY IT ENDS
THIS IS THE WAY IT ENDS
PANIC AND DISCOMFORT COMBINE UNPLEASANTLY IN YOUR MIND
AND THE TWO OF THEM MAKE YOU GO MOMENTARILY MAD JUST A FEW SECONDS BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND

WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER
THERE'S NO GETTING OUT ALIVE
WE'RE ALL GOING TOGETHER
THERE'S NO GETTING OUT ALIVE

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
SO LET ME PLEASE STRESS ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN SEATED WHILE THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN IS LIT
OH SHIT

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from EP #16 - For Those Who Travel By Air, released January 1, 2008
Written by Bill Latham and The Bassturd - Recorded by Bill Latham - Produced / Mixed by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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