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Do You Want A Pretzel?

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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A FRIED BLOB OF SALTED DOUGH
DO YOU WANT A PRETZEL?
THEY'LL RAISE YOUR CHOLESTEROL
DO YOU WANT A PRETZEL?
GRAB A WHOLE HANDFUL
OF SATISFYING PRETZELS
EAT UNTIL YOU GET FULL
OF DELECTABLE PRETZELS
TWISTED LIKE MY BLACKENED SOUL
TWISTED LIKE A PRETZEL
ROLLED GOLD'S FLAVOR IS ARTIFICIAL
ARTIFICIAL PRETZELS
BUY THEM IN THE SHOPPING MALL
AT THE CART THAT SELLS PRETZELS
EMPTY CALORIES - LOW-GRADE FUEL
THERE AIN'T MUCH GOOD IN PRETZELS

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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