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BIG DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS THROWING 'ROUND THEIR WEIGHT
HARBOR HATE FOR INGRATES WITH PROSTHETIC PROSTATES
EXPLODING OUT THE GATE LIKE AN IRATE PRIMATE
I DEFLATE BLOATED EGOS WITH TACTFUL DEBATES
AND THEN STATE FOR THE RECORD THE BASSTURD'S POSITION
I'M HOPING AND WISHING THAT THIS DREADFUL MISSION
WILL BRING TO FRUITION AN ERA OF PEACE
OR AT LEAST A LARGE FEAST ABSENT OF FATTY GREASE
I FEEL WEAK IN THE KNEES - STRONG IN THE HEAD
MY ACTIONS ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THE FEDZ
THEY SEE RED WHEN I SPEAK OF HELPING THE DOWNTRODDEN
EVERYTHING IS ROTTEN DOWN HERE AT THE BOTTOM
YOU JUST LEARN TO DEAL - LIVE MEAL TO MEAL
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN - NEVER SQUEAL
BREAK THE SEAL - STEAL THE PRIZE - GET AWAY IN DISGUISE
MAKE UP A BUNCH OF LIES TO TELL THESE GUYS

PARANOID WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE FEDZ
DON'T LET THEM GET INTO YOUR HEAD
KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN AND YOUR PROFILE LOW
BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT MAYBE NOBODY IN THE WORLD SHOULD EVER KNOW

IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN HOW INSANE I FEEL
I DRAIN MY BRAIN OFTEN - THE RESULTS REVEAL
A CONFLICTED HUMORIST SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING
THAT CAN'T BE FOUND SLUMMING IT UP WITH A JUNKIE
SO I CONTINUE TO GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS
CRISS-CROSSING THE OCEAN - APPLYING HAND LOTION
CONCOCTING A POTION OF LETHAL TOXINS
GET SEVERELY TWISTED EVERY SO OFTEN

PARANOID WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE FEDZ
DON'T LET THEM GET INTO YOUR HEAD
KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN AND YOUR PROFILE LOW
BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT MAYBE NOBODY IN THE WORLD SHOULD EVER KNOW

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from The Dark Side Of The Turd, released June 7, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, and mixed by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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