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The Bassturd & Bill Latham - Flabbergaster's

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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Guitar by Bill Latham

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COME ON DOWN TO FLABBERGASTER’S
AND SEE SOME EXOTIC DANCERS
SHAKE THEIR FLAB AMIDST A MASS
OF ONLOOKERS WITH FISTS OF CASH
THE GIRLS TAKE OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHES
THEN RUB THEIR PUSSIES ON A POLE
THEY STRUT ABOUT TOTALLY NUDE
TALKING TO ALL OF THE DUDES
THEY WILL SIT DOWN IN YOUR LAP
JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK
THOUGH THEY WONT FUCK YOU, PLEASE FEEL FREE
TO SERVICE YOURSELF MANUALLY
WE’VE GOT PRIVATE ROOMS WITH BEDS
WHERE YOU CAN GET OVERPRICED HEAD
WE’RE OPEN EVERYDAY AT SIX
STOP IN AND GET AN ERECT DICK

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written by The Bassturd and Bill Latham - Recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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