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Guns & Fuckin' Roses

from EP #7 - Band Themed by The Bassturd

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BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THE HAIR BANDS RULED
ONE CLEARLY DOMINATED THE SCENE
WELCOMING THE WORLD TO THE JUNGLE
THEY SHOT TO THE TOP LIKE A ROCKET QUEEN
FOR YEARS THEIR CAREERS CONTINUED TO FLOURISH
THEY FUCKED A LOT OF BITCHES AND RECORDED MANY HITS
BEFORE THEIR LEGIONS OF FANS BEGAN TO DISSIPATE
THEY CASHED IN THEIR CHIPS AND WALKED AWAY

YO AXL ROSE
DUDE WHERE CAN YOU BE?
WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR NEW ALBUM PATIENTLY
I LOVE GUNS & ROSES
YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK
SKIN TIGHT WHITE BIKER SHORTS
STUFFED WITH A SOCK

WELL THEIR TROUBLES BEGAN WHEN ADLER GOT CANNED FOR DANCING WITH MR. BROWNSTONE
THEN IZZY LEFT THE BAND TO FORM THE JU JU HOUNDS
PAYING TRIBUTE TO THE ROLLING STONES
DUFF'S FIRST SOLO ALBUM WAS A PIECE OF SHIT
NOBODY PAID MUCH ATTENTION TO IT
SLASH JUMPED KNEE-DEEP INTO THE SNAKE PIT
AND FOR SOME REASON THEY RELEASED "THE SPAGHETTI INCIDENT"

YO AXL ROSE
PLEASE HEAR MY PLEAS
I'M ANXIOUS TO HEAR "CHINESE DEMOCRACY"
GUNS & FUCKIN' ROSES ON EXTENDED HIATUS
THANKS FOR ALL THE ROCKING SHIT THAT YOU GAVE US

I HEARD AXL'S EGO CONTINUED TO SWELL
HE HIRED MOBY TO PRODUCE AND THEN TOLD HIM
TO GO TO HELL
BUCKETHEAD JOINED THE BAND
FANS HOPES WERE HIGH
BUT SHOWING UP LATE FOR PRACTICE LED TO HIS DEMISE
BACK IN 1999 WE GOT A LITTLE TASTE
WHEN A SONG APPEARED ON THE SOUNDTRACK FOR "END OF DAYS"
SPECULATIONS OF THE ALBUM'S FATE FUELS THE RUMOR MILL
SOME SAY IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY BUT I'M SURE IT WILL

YO AXL ROSE
PLEASE KICK IT IN THE ASS
THE PUBLIC IS LOSING INTEREST FAST
I RECOGNIZE A GOOD ALBUM CAN TAKE A LONG TIME
BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN
IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS
THIS SHIT BETTER BLOW MY FUCKING MIND

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from EP #7 - Band Themed, released May 1, 2006
Written, performed, produced, mixed and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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