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If I Were Second Best

from The Dark Side Of The Turd by The Bassturd

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I'D BE ECSTATIC MAN IF I WERE 2ND BEST
LOSE MY LUSTER AND ABORT MY QUEST
TO BE NUMBER ONE
UNCOMMON SUGGESTIONS
RAISE SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS REGRESSION
I MENTION THIS ONLY TO KILL TIME
SO I CAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER DOPE LINE TO RHYME
PURPLE SLIME - LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS ECTOPLASM
CAN YOU FATHOM A CRIPPLING MENTAL SPASM?
RESPECT SHALL BE EARNED LIKE MINIMUM WAGE
MAN, FUCK BOB SEAGER - EAGERLY TURN THE PAGE
IN MY ROCK & ROLL GUIDEBOOK
REFERENCE DR. HOOK, ZAPPA, COOPER, GBV,
THE FROGS, AND SECRET CHIEFS 3
WHO WANTS TO HUG A JUNKIE?
WHO GOT AIDS FROM A MONKEY?
WHY WHITE PEOPLE CALLED HONKY
OR DEMOCRATS DONKEY?
THAT IMPLIES THEY'RE ASSES
LACKING TACT AND CLASS
YEAH, IT'S TRUE - THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS SCREWED
LEST RENEWED SHREWD DUDES SHALL EXCLUDE ALL BUT PRUDES
AND THE CASHLESS LOWER-CLASS GETS DUPED AND LUBED UP
LIKE DUMB FUCKS - WE DONE WHAT THEY TOLD US
WHO QUESTIONS INTENTIONS, OR ACTIONS, OR MOTIVES?
AN ENLIGHTENED ELITE GROUP OF SKEPTICS COMPETES TO
FIND THE COMPLETE TRUTH - USING PROOF
MAN, RELIGION IS MYTHOLOGY NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
OR JUDGED LITERALLY OR HISTORICALLY - YO

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from The Dark Side Of The Turd, released June 7, 2011
Written by The Bassturd and Dr. Don - Recorded, produced, and mixed by The Bassturd - Acoustic guitar by The Rhombus - Scratches by Hermes

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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