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Laser Tag Suicide

from EP #10 - Improvised Live by The Bassturd

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Recorded 6-14-2006 @ Thee Parkside in San Francisco

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1986 DREW ME QUICKLY TO THE NEWEST FAD
A GAME SIMILAR TO PAINT BALL THAT THEY CALLED LASER TAG
SOME SAID ONLY FAGS PLAY LASER TAG
I SAID "THAT'S NOT P.C. ONLY A HOMOPHOBE WOULD SAY SUCH A THING."
SO IT WAS ON
LATE AFTERNOON IN THE WOODS
ME AND THE HOMOPHOBE WITH OUR LASER TAG GUNS
OUR CHEST PLATES AND VESTS ON
I WAS GOING TO STRIKE A BLOW FOR ALL THE GAY COMMUNITY
HE JUST WANTED TO LASER TAG ME

THERE WAS A SHORT IN HIS CHEST PLATE
HE RECEIVED A SEVERE SHOCK
WHEN MY LASER TAG BEAM HIT HIM RIGHT ON TARGET
HE DROPPED TO THE GROUND
GASPED AND CONVULSED A FEW TIMES
THEN HIS HEART STOPPED AND HE FUCKING DIED
I GUILT OVERWHELMED ME
I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT MY INNOCENT QUEST TO PROTECT THE GAY COMMUNITY
RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF SOMEONE THAT I LOOSELY CONSIDERED AN ACQUAINTANCE
I COULDN'T BARE THE BURDEN SO I HUNG MYSELF IN MY CLOSET

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from EP #10 - Improvised Live, released July 1, 2006
Written and produced by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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