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The Bassturd featuring MC Keef - Mr. Belvedere Rules The Squashed​-​Nut Dimension

from 2019: The Year Of The Turd by The Bassturd

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SCIENTIFIC FACT!
IN 1987, MR. BELVEDERE SAT ON HIS OWN BALLS. HIS INJURY AND DISAPPEARANCE HALTED FILMING. BUT WHERE DID HE GO?


I SQUASHED MY BALLS ON SET WHILE SITTING IN MY ACTING CHAIR
THERE WAS A FLASH OF RED, THEN PAIN, AND I BEGAN TO SWEAR
A SWIRLING VORTEX OPENED UP BELOW THE TEEVEE SET
I TUMBLED DOWN INTO A DARK AND TERRIFYING PIT


AND THERE I SAW CRUSHED GONADS SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL
A MILLION GHOSTLY NUTS THAT SUFFERED PAIN MOST HORRIBLE
THEY ALL ATTACKED AND TRIED TO DRAG ME EVEN FURTHER DOWN
BUT MISTER BELVEDERE IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE COMMON CLOWN


MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION
MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION


I FOUGHT THE GROTESQUE TESTES WITH MY EVERY OUNCE OF MIGHT
BELVEDEREAN FURY WAS ON GRAND DISPLAY THAT AWFUL NIGHT
WITH TOOTH AND NAIL I BROUGHT DESTRUCTION TO THE SCROTAL FIENDS
AND THUS WAS LOVELY BELVEDERE'S IMMORTAL SOUL REDEEMED
MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION
MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION


PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, GENTS, AND HEED BELVEDERE'S NICE ADVICE
DON'T EVER TRAP YOUR BOLLOCKS IN THE SPACE BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
BUT IF YOU'RE SUMMONED TO A HORRID REALM OF GHOSTLY NARDS
JUST CALL FOR BELVEDERE TO HOIST THEM ON THEIR OWN PETARDS


MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION
MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION
MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION
MISTER BELVEDERE RULES THE SQUASHED-NUTS DIMENSION

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from 2019: The Year Of The Turd, track released August 13, 2019
Written and performed by MC Keef and The Bassturd
Recorded, produced, mixed and poorly mastered by The Bassturd

MC Keef - Vocals
The Bassturd - Synthesizers

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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