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The Bassturd, MC Keef, MC Sugar Britches, Lady Snapper and Chris Siddall - Nocturnal Emissions

from EP #18 - Bling Ballz by The Bassturd & MC Keef

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lyrics

CLOSE THOSE PEEPERS

I LOVE OUR NEW ARRANGEMENT
THE PROMISES WE KEEP
THAT WE'LL ONLY DO THE DEED WHEN ONE OF US IS ASLEEP
YOU'RE SO SEXY WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
YOU CAN'T BE MISUNDERSTOOD
SO THE ONLY TIMES I COME
ARE WHEN I JUMP YOUR MORNING WOOD
YOUR SNORING WAKES ME UP
GETS ME IN THE MOOD
FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK
BUT I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT FOOD
YOU REALLY FILL ME UP
MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM
EVERY NIGHT YOU AND I BE HAVING WET DREAMS

YO BABY, YOU ASLEEP?
FUCKING SWEET - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
I HAD TO WORK EARLY
I WAS OUT BY TEN
BUT NOW IT'S LATE
I'M AWAKE AND YOU'RE SLEEPING
SO AS PER OUR AGREEMENT
I CONSIDER IT MY DUTY
TO BUST MY FUCKING NUT UP INSIDE YOUR SLEEPING BOOTY

BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT I'M STILL 29
I'VE GOT SNAKES INSTEAD OF ARMS
BUT ALL THE GIRLS THINK I'M FINE
THEY START TO PET MY SNAKES
UNTIL THEY'RE SHEDDING THEIR SKINS
EVERYONE DISROBES
THEN WE START FUCKING
HELEN MIRREN HANDS ME A SWEET LOLLIPOP
SO I'M SUCKING AND LICKING
AND SHE'S ON TOP
THEN I'M IN BED WITH BJORK
SWINGING BALLS DEEP
MAN THE ONLY WAY TO GO IS GET FUCKED WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP

THE BEST SLEEP SEX YOU CAN TRY IF YOU DARE
IS TO GET IT ON WITH YOUR GIRL WHILE SHE'S HAVING NIGHT TERRORS
SOME CLAIM IT'S SADISTIC AND DEVIOUS
BUT THE BEST SLEEP SEX YOU CAN GET IN MY EXPERIENCE
IS HAVE A GO AT IT WHILE YOUR PARTNER IS HAVING DREAM TERRORS
I DO MY PART TO FUCK THE TRAUMA RIGHT OUT OF YOUR NIGHTMARES
YOU'RE SCREAMING AND FLAILING - FIGHTING DEMONS
HAVING MULTIPLE ORGASMS - THAT AIN'T FAIRY DUST - IT'S SEMEN

YO MY GIRL SLEEPWALKS
IT GETS ME KIND OF DISCONCERTED
SCURRYING RIGHT BEHIND HER TRYING TO KEEP MY DICK INSERTED
I NEED TO KEEP UP WITH HER
GOTTA GO FULL THROTTLE
IF I DONG POPS OUT IT'S LIKE THE GENNI OUT THE BOTTLE
AND SHE STARTS HAVING NIGHTMARES
NO SHIT
THE ONLY CURE THAT WORKS FOR HER IS MORE SWEET DICK
UNTIL SHE CUMS IN HER SLEEP
IT CALMS HER RIGHT DOWN
I CAN LAY DOWN WITH HER
RIDE THE BUS TO DREAM TOWN

NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS
SLEEP SEX
NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS
SLEEP SEX
NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS
SLEEP SEX
I LOVE SLEEP SEX
YO IT'S THE BEST

NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS
SLEEP SEX
NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS
SLEEP SEX
NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS
SLEEP SEX
I LOVE SLEEP SEX
YO IT'S THE BEST

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from EP #18 - Bling Ballz, released March 1, 2008
Written by The Bassturd, MC Keef and MC Sugar Britches - Performed by The Bassturd, MC Keef, MC Sugar Britches, Lady Snapper and Chris Siddall - Produced by The Bassturd - Mastered by Rob "Steely" Bennett for the Loss Foundation

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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