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Pizza Delivery

from 2019: The Year Of The Turd by The Bassturd

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Written for Chris Otepka

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I AM OBLIGATED TO FULFILL A PROMISE
DELIVERED HOT AND FRESH IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS
WE ARE UNSUNG HEROES
DOING THE LORD'S WORK
PRESTIGE AND HONOR ARE AMONG THE MANY PERKS

A CAR FULL OF PIZZA, BREADSTICKS AND ROOT BEER
RINGING THE DOORBELL SO THAT YOU KNOW I'M HERE
WITH A GRACIOUS BOUNTY OF TOMATO SAUCE AND CHEESE
THERE IS NO NOBLER PROFESSION THAN PIZZA DELIVERY

HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AND LAWYERS
FART BOYS AND DOCTORS
CRIMINALS, LONELY NERDS AND STATE SENATORS
GARBAGEMEN AND TEACHERS
NUCLEAR FAMILIES
GRIFTERS, HUSTLERS, PROSTITUTES
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME

TOOK AN OATH TO HOLD MYSELF TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS
ENSURE THE SATISFACTION OF EVERY CUSTOMER
NO ONE DISPUTES THE VALUE OF THE SERVICE I PROVIDE
DELIVERING PIZZAS FILLS ME WITH A SENSE OF PRIDE

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from 2019: The Year Of The Turd, track released November 28, 2019
Written, recorded, produced, mixed and poorly mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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