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I WORE MY FIRST FUR SUIT WHEN I WAS FIVE
MY MOTHER DRESSED ME UP FOR HALLOWEEN
AS WINNIE THE POOH
AND IT WAS NEW FOR ME TO DRESS UP LIKE THAT
THAT YELLOW PLUSH PRESSED AGAINST MY BARE SKIN
AND WHEN MY AUNT JANE CAME OVER AND CAME IN
SHE TICKLED ME UNDER MY CHIN AND TICKLED DOWN MY TUMMY
AND THEN TOUCHED ME DOWN BELOW
NOW I CAN'T GET AN ERECTION UNLESS THERE'S PLUSH
I KNOW THAT IT'S EMBARRASSING, BUT IT AIN'T MUCH
IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS YOU KNOW
SOME PEOPLE GOT WEIRD IDEAS
AND MINE IS NO STRANGER THAN SOMEONE ELSE

I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
I LOVE TO WEAR PLUSH COSTUMES
I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YANKS ME CRANK
I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
I LOVE TO WEAR PLUSH COSTUMES
I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
THAT'S WHAT YANKS MY CRANK

VELVETEEN FABRIC
IT'S MICKEY MOUSE
IT'S GRIMACE THE PURPLE THING
IT'S DONALD DUCK
AND MINNIE MOUSE

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from EP #19 - As If Further Evidence Were Required, The Bassturd Presents Supplemental Documentation Of A Ravaging Descent Into Perilous Madness, released July 1, 2008
Written and performed by MC Keef, Bill Latham, Chris Siddall, and The Bassturd - Produced by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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