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Singers Who Wear Sunglasses

from 2019: The Year Of The Turd by The Bassturd

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I'M THE SINGER
I'M THE FRONTMAN IN A BAND
STUDY THE MIRROR TO FIGURE OUT HOW I WILL STAND
PERFECT A POSE THAT GOES WITH MY DISTINCTIVE STYLE
CLUTCH MY JUNK AND THROW THE AUDIENCE A SMILE
AFTER THE SHOW REVIEWING FILM OF THE PERFORMANCE
NOTICING THAT THOUGH MY PRESENCE IS ENORMOUS
SOMETHING IS LACKING IN MY EXECUTION
THIS REALIZATION LEADS ME BACK TO SQUARE ONE

HMMM...
LET'S SEE...
HMMM...

MY HAIR LOOKS GOOD
MY PANTS ARE TIGHT
MY FINGERLESS GLOVES SEEM ALRIGHT
THE MATCHING FANNY PACK AND FLIP FLOPS ARE BADASS
THE LEATHER DOG COLLAR CONVEYS PURE SASS
MY RAINBOW GRILL AND FRILLY SCARVES ARE WORKING
AS ARE THE ELBOW PADS AND CUSTOM MADE MERKIN
THEN I NOTICE MY DISTINCTIVE LACK OF EYEWEAR
IS AT THE ROOT OF MY CRIPPLING DESPAIR

SO NOW I ALWAYS WEAR SUNGLASSES ON STAGE
AS I SING SONGS OF PAIN AND RAGE
AND AFTER EVERY GIG I GET LAID
BECAUSE SINGERS WHO WEAR SUNGLASSES HAVE IT MADE

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from 2019: The Year Of The Turd, track released April 25, 2019
Written, recorded, produced, mixed and poorly mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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