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That's Why I Love Hy​-​Vee

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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WOULD IT BE TOO DUMB
TO PEN AN ANTHEM
FOR A GROCERY STORE
OR WOULD THAT JUST BE A BORE
MY MIND IS BADLY TWISTED
I’M DEEPLY CONFLICTED
BECAUSE A SONG ABOUT HY-VEE
JUST SEEMS TOO CHEESY

BUT THERE’S A HELPFUL SMILE IN EVERY AISLE
AND EVERY ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE
I’M SHOCKED TO FIND THAT’S ACTUALLY TRUE
OKAY, WELL MAYBE I’M FUCKING WITH YOU
THEY GOT CORN AND BEANS, LOCALLY GROWN GREENS
POTS AND SOIL FOR GARDENING
DECENT DOUGHNUTS, LONG DECORATIONS
SPIRITS AND ALL MANNER OF LIBATIONS
TASTING STATIONS, BOUQUETS OF FLOWERS
CURTAINS FOR BOTH WINDOWS AND SHOWERS
BULK SUGARY SNACKS AT DISCOUNTED PRICES
MANY VARIETIES OF HERBS AND SPICES
FRESHLY CUT OR GROUND UP MEATS
POWDER THAT GOES ON YOUR FEET
SIX PACKS OF HEE-HAW, FRESHLY BREWED COFFEE
THESE ARE THE REASONS THAT I LOVE HY-VEE

WOULD IT BE TOO DUMB
TO PEN AN ANTHEM
MY MIND IS BADLY TWISTED
I’M DEEPLY CONFLICTED
BECAUSE A SONG ABOUT HY-VEE
JUST SEEMS TOO CHEESY

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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