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The Bassturd & Bill Latham - The Benefits Of Rubbing One Off

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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STRESS - WHAT A MESS
WE NEED LESS DEADLY STRESS
SEX REDUCES SEX
THUS THEY STRESS HAVE MORE SEX
BUT SEX CAN BE HARD TO GET
SO PLEASE CONSIDER THE BENEFITS

(CHORUS)
OF RUBBING ONE OFF AND CUMMING INTO A CLOTH
OF STIRRING THE BEAN WITH LUBRICATING CREAM
RUB ONE OFF EVERY MORNING BEFORE YOU START YOUR DAY
AND YOU'LL BE LESS LIKELY TO PERV. OUT ON THE SUBWAY

WHEN YOU'RE OUT AT A SHOW
AND YOUR MOJO IS OUT OF CONTROL
BUT THERE'S NO ONE WITH WHOM YOU'D LIKE TO GET
PLEASE CONSIDER THE BENEFITS

(CHORUS)
OF RUBBING ONE OFF AND CUMMING INTO A CLOTH
OF STIRRING THE BEAN WITH LUBRICATING CREAM
RUB ONE OFF EVERY MORNING BEFORE YOU START YOUR DAY
AND YOU'LL BE LESS LIKELY TO PERV. OUT ON THE SUBWAY

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written and performed by Bill Latham & The Bassturd - Produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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