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THERE'S A FIRE IN THE AIRPORT
EVERYBODY GET OUT
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE AIRPORT
THE AIRPORT IS BURNING DOWN
THE AIRPLANES CAN'T LAND
OR FIRE WILL CONSUME THEM
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE AIRPORT
THE AIRPORT IN HELL

WELCOME TO HELL INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
WHERE YOU GOING?
TO HEAVEN
I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE ANY FLIGHTS GOING THERE
BUT YOU CAN VISIT THE LAIR OF SATAN HIMSELF
WHEN YOU FLY HELL AIRLINES

THE CURRENT TEMPERATURE IN HELL INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IS 285 DEGREES CELSIUS
THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING HOT FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONVERT CELSIUS TO FAHRENHEIT
THE AIRPORT IN HELL IS ON FIRE
EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AT THE AIRPORT IN HELL DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN YOU'RE DEAD
AND IT'S ON FIRE
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

THERE'S A FLIGHT THAT'S LEAVING AT 7AM THAT WILL TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN
THAT'S A FLIGHT THAT'S LEAVING AT 7PM THAT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE LAIR OF SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
CHECK YOUR BAGS WITH THE DARK LORD

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from EP #16 - For Those Who Travel By Air, released January 1, 2008
Written by Bill Latham and The Bassturd - Recorded by Bill Latham - Produced / Mixed by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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