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THE WEDDING WENT JUST AS WE HAD PLANNED
WE LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE INGENIUS SCHEME WE HAD
PUT TOGETHER AT THE LAST SECOND BEFORE THE WEDDING HAPPENED
WE FAKED OUR DEATHS AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THEY WERE AT OUR FUNERAL
AND THEN WE BURST FORTH FROM THE CASKET WITH HATCHETS IN HAND
AND ZOMBIE STYLE - WE PRETENDED TO KILL ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
AND THEN WE ATE CAKE AND GOT MARRIED
AND THEN WE HAD SOME DRUNKS AND TALKED ABOUT HOW FUN THE WEDDING THAT WE WERE STILL AT WAS
WHEN THE WEDDING TURNED INTO A BLOODBATH

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from EP #19 - As If Further Evidence Were Required, The Bassturd Presents Supplemental Documentation Of A Ravaging Descent Into Perilous Madness, released July 1, 2008
Written, performed and produced by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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