Name: The Token Christmas Miracle Song
Duration: P00H03M08S
Description: This song was originally recorded for "Hairy Christmas," an album recorded for family and friends with The Worm in December, 2000.

The Token Christmas Miracle Song

from EP #11 - Blue Collar Christmas by The Bassturd

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This song was originally recorded for "Hairy Christmas," an album recorded for family and friends with The Worm in December, 2000.

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CHRISTMAS DAY ARRIVED
I DIDN'T NO MONEY TO BUY GIFTS
BECAUSE I'M A DIRT POOR WHITE TRASH HICK
MY CHRISTMAS BONUS WAS RESERVED FOR THE
UNIONIZED PRICKS
NOW I CAN'T PROVIDE FOR MY WIFE AND MY TWELVE KIDS
OUR SPIRITS ARE LOW ON THIS COLD CHRISTMAS DAY
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT BLOWING MYSELF AWAY
WHEN AT THAT MOMENT THERE CAME A TAPPING
UP ON THE ROOFTOP - THEN DOWN CAME CRASHING
OLD SAINT NICK AND HIS NINE FAITHFUL REINDEER
CUPID'S NECK SNAPPED UPON IMPACT
AND SANTA CLAUS SAID "HERE, TAKE THIS REINDEER AND EAT HIM LUNCH. MUNCH ON HIM FOR BREAKFAST AND SNACK ON HIM FOR BRUNCH."

THANK YOU LORD JESUS THIS MIRACLE CAME
ON CHRISTMAS DAY
THANK YOU LORD JESUS THIS MIRACLE CAME
ON CHRISTMAS DAY

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from EP #11 - Blue Collar Christmas, released December 1, 2006
Produced by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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