The Bassturd featuring The Fantastic Plastics - What Even Is A Christmas Anyway?

from 2019: The Year Of The Turd by The Bassturd

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THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DECORATE THE FRONT LAWN
IT'S EARLY NOVEMBER, NOW WHAT'S GOING ON?
THE SHOPPING MALL PLAYS THE SAME SILLY SONGS
IT'S "JINGLE BELLS" BUT THE WORDS ARE ALL WRONG

NA NA NA LA LA LA
WHAT EVEN IS A CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?

TARGETED ADS ARE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS
SPEND THE WHOLE WORK DAY SHOPPING ONLINE
THESE CYBER DEALS ARE REALLY A CRIME
WE HOPE THESE PRESENTS ARRIVE ON TIME

NA NA NA LA LA LA
WHAT EVEN IS A CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?

SHOW UP TO THE PARTY, WE'RE NEARLY ON TIME
GIFT CARDS FROM WALGREENS AND A BOX OF WINE
THE KIDS ARE COUGHING AND PICKING THEIR NOSE
WHEN WILL SANTA GET HERE? NOBODY KNOWS

NA NA NA LA LA LA
WHAT EVEN IS A CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?

WE HOPE WE REMEMBERED EVERYONE ON OUR LIST
STOOD UNDER THE MISTLETOE AND NEVER GOT KISSED

WHAT EVEN IS A CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?

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from 2019: The Year Of The Turd, track released December 3, 2019
Written, recorded and performed by The Fantastic Plastics and The Bassturd

Miranda Plastic - Vocals and synth
Tyson Plastic - Vocals, guitar, and synth
Dylan Plastic - Drum programming, synth, and other textures
The Bassturd - Synths and programming

Produced, mixed and mastered by The Fantastic Plastics at CoCo Beat Studio

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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