EP #15 - The Living Shit

by The Bassturd

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#15 in a series of 20 EPs

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released November 2, 2007

All songs written by The Bassturd, (except where noted) - Produced by The Bassturd

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Track Name: Killer Drugs
THE GANGSTERS IN THE BACK ARE SLINGING SACKS OF CRACK
AND WHEN THEY OFFER I JUST SCOFF AND CASUALLY WALK PAST
THE JUNKIES ON THE STREET ARE SELLING SHITTY WEED
IGNORE THEIR PLEASE BECAUSE I'M SET UP WITH EVERYTHING I NEED

I GOT SOME KILLER DRUGS TO EXTERMINATE MY BUGS
I GOT SOME KILLER DRUGS AND YOU THUGS AIN'T GOT NONE
I GOT SOME KILLER DRUGS - DO YOU WANT SOME?
THESE DRUGS I'VE GOT WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

I GOT SOME KILLER DRUGS TO EXTERMINATE MY BUGS
I GOT SOME KILLER DRUGS AND YOU THUGS AIN'T GOT NONE
I GOT SOME KILLER DRUGS - DO YOU WANT SOME?
THESE DRUGS I GOT WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Track Name: The Bassturd, Chris Siddall, and Kent Lambert - Fuckin U Down
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU UP
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU DOWN
DOWN
I'M FUCKIN YOU
I'M FUCKIN YOU
Track Name: Living Is Dying
EVERYDAY WE DIE SLOWLY
LIVING IS DYING SLOWLY
WITH EVERY PASSING BREATHE
WE CRAWL CLOSER TO DEATH
LIVING IS DYING SLOWLY

IT'S AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY
THIS DESIRE FOR PERPETUAL LIVING
WITH EVERY PASSING DAY WE MARCH CLOSER TO OUR GRAVES
SOMETIMES WE ARE AWARE AND UNHAPPY

SLUGGISHLY WE CREEP TOWARDS THE REAPER
MOVE DEEPER AND DEEPER
THERE'S NO TURNING AROUND
LIFE COMES WITH ONE GUARANTEE
IT WILL END EVENTUALLY

EVERYDAY WE DIE SLOWLY
LIVING IS DYING SLOWLY
FROM THE DAY OF OUR BIRTH
UNTIL WE'RE RETURNED TO THE EARTH
LIVING IS DYING SLOWLY
Track Name: The Bassturd, Chris Siddall, and Raymond Wang - Old World
THE WORLD IS OLD
IT'S GETTING OLDER
AND WE GROW OLD ALONG WITH IT

THE WORLD IS RIPE FOR THE TAKING
SO LIKE AN APPLE FROM A TREE WE PICK

THE WORLD IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
COME ON IN AND DROP A DIME
YOU HELP THE CAUSE EVERY TIME YOU SPEND SOME MONEY IN OUR YOUNG STRUGGLING INDUSTRY

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH
YOUR BUSINESS MEANS A LOT
YOU KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT A PLACE TO SHOP
WHAT YOU NEED MAN?
SOME SHOES OR BREAD?
HOW ABOUT SOME DEAD BOOTLEGS?
Track Name: Living Right Is The Worst Revenge
(Instrumental)
Track Name: I Have Peered Into The Future
I HAVE PEERED INTO THE FUTURE
IT LOOKS BLEAK I MUST ADMIT
BUT I WON'T GIVE UP HOPE OR TURN MY BACK ON HUMANS
I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS
THAT MAKE MY SKIN BLUE AND PINK
AND I HAVE FUCKED A LOT OF SHIT UP IN MY LIFE

IT'S OKAY
SO HAVE THEY
SO HAVE WE ALL
IT'S TIME WE OVERCOME DIFFERENCES
SO WE CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

BECAUSE I'VE PEERED INTO THE FUTURE
IT IS RIDDLED WITH MISFORTUNE
PAINFUL DESPERATE PLEASE, MISERY, AND MEDIA DISTORTIONS
A HUGE PORTION OF THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY SPECIAL INTERESTS
THEY WASTE NO TIME, SET NO DEADLINES, AND ROB THE COUNTRY BLIND

THEN IT ALL FALLS APART
INITIATING THE START
OF A CLEVER INTELLECTUAL RESISTANCE
THEIR EFFORTS ARE EFFECTIVE AND PERSISTENT

I HAVE PEERED INTO THE FUTURE
IT HAS GIVEN ME THE POWER
TO PROVIDE FOR YOU THE ANSWERS YOU SO EAGERLY DEVOUR
UPON HEARING OF THE FUTURE YOU BECOME OVERTLY PISSED
CRYING "HERESY, CONSPIRACY, I WILL HEAR NONE OF THIS"
Track Name: The Bassturd & Bill Latham - The Gayest Hippie
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GAY FLOWER CHILDS
YOU'RE THE GAYEST I'VE SEEN
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GAY FLOWER KIDS
YOU'RE THE GAYEST HIPPIE THAT I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON

A LOT OF GAY FLOWER CHILDS
YOU PLAY YOUR BONGOS IN THE DIRT
AND I UNDERSTAND YOU PHILOSOPHY
YOU'RE A FUCKING JERK
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GAY HIPPIES IN MY DAY
BUT YOU'RE THE GAYEST HIPPIE THAT I'VE EVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GAZE UPON
PLAYING BONGOS IN THE LAWN

A LOT OF FUCKING HIPPIES SAY TO ME
"YOU GOT SOME CHANGE SO I CAN DO SOME FUCKING LAUNDRY?"
I SAY TO THOSE HIPPIES I MEET "I WORK HARD FOR MY CHANGE SO I CAN DO MY OWN LAUNDRY"
WHAT THE FUCK GIVES YOU THIS SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT?
AND WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THAT MY HARD WILL SUPPORT YOUR HIPPIE LIFESTYLE MAN?
I'LL SMOKE A JOINT ANYTIME YOU WANT TO
I'LL EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO GO TO A PHISH CONCERT WITH YOU
BUT THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
YOU HIPPIES ARE FUCKING SWINE
A LAZY BUNCH OF UNMOTIVATED MOTHERFUCKERS
JUST WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME

HEY MAN, DO YOU NEED A TOKE?
PEACE MAN