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The Uninitiated
02:10
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THANKS FOR COMING OUT Y’ALL
I’M GLAD THAT YOU COULD MAKE IT
I PROMISE NOT TO ASK YOU TO MOVE IT OR SHAKE IT
JUST PLEASE STAND QUIETLY AND ATTENTIVELY LISTEN
AS I EMBARK UPON A SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT MISSION
TO GET INTO YOUR HEADS AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING MINDS
TO GET INTO YOUR BEDS AND FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND
THANK YOU FOR INDULGING MY EVER-SWELLING EGO
BY NOT BEING A LAME ASS NO SHOW
YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH TITILLATING RHYTHMS
THAT’LL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS GLISTEN
CONSIDER THIS MY INTRODUCTION TO THE UNINITIATED
THE BASSTURD IS GONNA LEAVE YOU FEELING OVERSTIMULATED
I HOPE YOU CAN APPRECIATE THE SERIOUSNESS
OF THE AWESOMENESS THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO WITNESS
AFTER SOME COMPREHENSIVE RECALIBRATION
I’M BACK AND READY TO DOMINATE THE NATION
I GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT ALL THE DOUBTERS AND HATERS
WHO FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT HOW STUPID THEY WERE LATER
MY FOCUS REMAINS ON MAKING YOU ENLIGHTENED
OR AT LEAST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE AND FRIGHTENED
I’M SURE BY NOW YOU’VE BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND
THAT SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY IS POPPING OFF ON THIS BANDSTAND
ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS SHALL BE CONVERTED
ALL THE PURITANS SHALL BE PERVERTED
DIG DEEP AND BARE YOUR OFFERINGS AS I PREACH THE WORD
BEHOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING BASSTURD
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Better Than Sexism
02:12
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Bill and William
01:50
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YOU DECIDED TO LEAVE PREMATURELY
YOUR PAIN WAS SURELY
MORE THAN YOU COULD BEAR
I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU
IF I JUST KNEW
WHAT EXACTLY YOU NEEDED ME TO DO
I TRULY WISH I'D KNOWN THAT PHONE CALL
WOULD BE THE LAST TIME THAT I'D EVER SPEAK TO YOU
THE DARKNESS YOU HELD
AND KEPT TO YOURSELF
WAS MASTERFULLY HIDDEN FROM VIEW
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Hotmessy
03:04
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When I'm Dead
02:27
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I'VE MADE A LOT OF GOOD DECISIONS IN MY LIFE
I WON'T REGRET MANY OF THEM WHEN I DIE
WELL COME TO THINK OF IT I WON'T REGRET ANYTHING WHEN I'M DEAD
WHEN I'M DEAD
UNTIL I DIE I'M STILL ALIVE SO I SHOULD KEEP MY EYE ON THE PRIZE
I MEAN AS LONG AS I'M STILL ALIVE
I OVERTHINK SO MUCH THAT I THINK I CAN'T THINK
I DRINK SO MUCH THAT I CAN BARELY SPEAK
BUT SOMETIMES NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK CAN BE THE ONLY THING THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING BEAT
I KEEP ON BEING LIVING
UNTIL THE DAY I'M DYING
AT WHICH POINT REGRETS STOP MATTERING
WEIGHED COSTS AND BENEFITS
ATE LOTS OF AWFUL SHIT
SMOKED CIRARETTES AND AIMLESSLY STUMBLED ABOUT ADRIFT
YET STILL I'M STANDING, OR AT LEAST SLUMPED OVER
A GARBAGE CAN NEAR THE SIDE OF THE CURB
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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada
The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.
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