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$300 Down On Dexter

from Constructing The Perfect Pop Star by The Bassturd

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I TOOK A CAB DOWN TO THE RACE TRACK
TO WATCH THE PRETTY PONIES RACE
I DISTANCE MYSELF FROM THE OTHERS
I LOCATE A CRAZY QUIET PLACE
I PUT 300 DOWN ON DEXTER
TEN TO ONE ODDS AGAINST ME
IF MY PONY COMES IN FIRST PLACE
THEN I SHALL COLLECT A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY

THEY'RE OFF
Q-BERT TAKES THE LEAD
BUSTER AND PIP ARE CLOSE BEHIND
DASHER IS BRINGING UP THE REAR
UNABLE TO COMPETE WITH THE OTHERS OF HIS KIND
NOW THESE PRETTY LITTLE PONIES
RACE TO REACH THE FINISH LINE
THE CROWD ROARS AS THE LEAD PONY COMES IN
I SPIT AND CURSED
THAT FUCKING PONY WASN'T MINE

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from Constructing The Perfect Pop Star, released January 19, 1999
All instruments and vocals by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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