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The Uninitiated

from Shitstorm EP by The Bassturd

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THANKS FOR COMING OUT Y’ALL
I’M GLAD THAT YOU COULD MAKE IT
I PROMISE NOT TO ASK YOU TO MOVE IT OR SHAKE IT
JUST PLEASE STAND QUIETLY AND ATTENTIVELY LISTEN
AS I EMBARK UPON A SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT MISSION
TO GET INTO YOUR HEADS AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING MINDS
TO GET INTO YOUR BEDS AND FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND

THANK YOU FOR INDULGING MY EVER-SWELLING EGO
BY NOT BEING A LAME ASS NO SHOW
YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH TITILLATING RHYTHMS
THAT’LL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS GLISTEN

CONSIDER THIS MY INTRODUCTION TO THE UNINITIATED
THE BASSTURD IS GONNA LEAVE YOU FEELING OVERSTIMULATED

I HOPE YOU CAN APPRECIATE THE SERIOUSNESS
OF THE AWESOMENESS THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO WITNESS
AFTER SOME COMPREHENSIVE RECALIBRATION
I’M BACK AND READY TO DOMINATE THE NATION

I GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT ALL THE DOUBTERS AND HATERS
WHO FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT HOW STUPID THEY WERE LATER
MY FOCUS REMAINS ON MAKING YOU ENLIGHTENED
OR AT LEAST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE AND FRIGHTENED

I’M SURE BY NOW YOU’VE BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND
THAT SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY IS POPPING OFF ON THIS BANDSTAND
ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS SHALL BE CONVERTED
ALL THE PURITANS SHALL BE PERVERTED

DIG DEEP AND BARE YOUR OFFERINGS AS I PREACH THE WORD
BEHOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING BASSTURD

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from Shitstorm EP, released July 21, 2023

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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