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Angelfood

from 79 Songs Project by The Bassturd

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MY PET FROGS ARE ANGELS
THAT FEAST ON FISH
THUS MY INTENTION WAS TO GRANT THEIR WISH
BY PROVIDING THEM WITH A DELICIOUS MEAL
BUT THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND FUCKED UP THE WHOLE DEAL
THE FROGS IGNORED YOU
PAID YOU NO MIND
I GUESS THEY JUST DIDN’T COTTON TO YOUR KIND
DAYS TURNED TO WEEKS AND YOU REMAINED UNTOUCHED
YOU BECAME A GOOD EATER, SNACKING ON FECES AND SUCH
EVENTUALLY YOU GREW ON ME
YOUR VERY PRESENCE MADE ME HAPPY
AND THOUGH IT MAY SEEM A TAD BIT CRUDE
I DECIDED TO NAME YOU ANGELFOOD

I DECIDED TO NAME YOU ANGELFOOD
I DECIDED TO NAME YOU ANGELFOOD

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER I REMOVED YOU
FROM THE SAFETY OF THE WATER THUS ENSURING YOUR DOOM
YOU WERE TOO SLIPPERY
I DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAIN WAS BADLY DAMAGED, BUT YOU WEREN’T DEAD
WHEN I PLACED YOU BACK IN THE TANK
YOU DIDN’T SWIM, YOU JUST SORT OF SANK
THE FROGS TOOK NOTE, SENSING YOUR WEAKNESS
AND THUS DECIDED, “MAN, FUCK IT, LET’S EAT THIS.”

ANGELFOOD
ANGELFOOD
ANGELFOOD
ANGELFOOD

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from 79 Songs Project, released July 31, 2011
Written, recorded, produced, mixed, and mastered by The Bassturd

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The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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