RIDING IN A COASTING MOTOR VEHICLE WITHOUT AN OPERATOR IS VERY DANGEROUS AND IT COULD LEAD TO LOSS OF LIFE OR
SEVERE DAMAGE TO MULTIPLE PARTS OF YOUR BODY
YOUR HEAD, NECK, FACE, LEGS AND FEET
AND FOR THESE REASONS I SAY IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED
SEND OUT THE BOYS IN BLUE
SEND OUT A WHOLE SQUAD
TO BRING IN THESE DELINQUENTS - THESE HOOLIGANS
BRING AND ABRUPT END TO THEIR UNHOLY SHENANIGANS

GHOST RIDING THE WHIP IS THE DOPEST THING TO HIT THE SCENE
YOU THROW THAT SHIT IN AUTOMATIC
JUMP OUT CONFIDENT AND CLEAN
AND THEN ESCORT YOUR UNMANNED VEHICLE UP AND DOWN THE STREET
CHECK IT OUT - IT'S LIKE THERE'S A GHOST IN THE DRIVER SEAT
I SEE NO REASON WHY THE TEXAS HOUSE SHOULD PASS A LAW
THE PHILOSOPHY GUIDING THIS SCHEME IS FLAWED
YOU'LL GET RUN OVER BY YOUR OWN CAR SOONER OR LATER
THAT'S A FACT - I SHOULD KNOW - I'M THE MASTER DEBATER

YOU NEED TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SOURCES LITTLE MAN
MY STATISTICS SAY "YOU'RE STUPID" - YOU UNDERSTAND?
490 KIDS ALREADY DIED THIS YEAR
BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO LET A GHOST STEER
I CAN REFUTE EVERY FALSE CLAIM THAT FALLS OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY DUMB JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE SOUTH?
COME CORRECT - PLAY IT STRAIGHT - DON'T BE A KNOWLEDGE HATER
ADMIT TO THE TRUTH - I'M THE MASTER DEBATER

WELL I HEAR A LOT OF HOT AIR
BUT I DON'T SEE NO SUBSTANCE
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT MAYBE DUDE
YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB SHIT
HAVE YOU EVER EVEN GHOST RIDDEN THE WHIP?
"NO"
WELL LET ME TELL YOU FROM FIRST-HAND EXPERIENCE
THAT SHIT IS OFF THE HOOK Y'ALL
IT MAKES YOU LOOK ALL FUCKABLE
PARTY PEOPLE DIGGING YOUR GEAR, YOUR MOVES AND YOUR VEHICLE
NATURAL SELECTION - THE FITTEST SHALL SURVIVE
SO MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE

I CAN DRIVE FINE YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE
BUT I KNOW THEY GOT NO DRIVER'S ED. IN EL PASO
THE ONLY REASON YOUR DUMB ASS RIDES THE WHIP
YOU AIN'T OLD ENOUGH TO JUST GO GET YOUR PERMIT
IF YOU THINK THAT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO YOU FOOL
MY BROTHER DIED GHOST RIDING THE WHIP - SO FUCK YOU
LAUGH NOW BUT SOON ENOUGH I'LL BE PISSING ON YOUR COFFIN
HERE LIES DUMB ASS - KILLED BY HIS OWN GREMLIN

YO, FUCK YOU BITCH AND YOUR FUCKING DEAD BROTHER
YOU BOTH APPEAR TO BE THE PRODUCTS OF AN INBRED MOTHER
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIE GOING FIVE MILES AN HOUR?
STATISTICALLY 60 IDIOTS DIE AN HOUR
SO I GUESS WE CAN JUST CHALK YOUR BROTHER'S DEATH UP TO STUPIDITY?
A LAW THAT BANS MORONS LIKE YOU IS WHAT THERE OUGHT TO BE
WHEN IT COMES TO DEBATE
YOU'RE GREAT, BUT I'M GREATER
IN FACT I'M THE BEST
I'M THE MASTER DEBATER

BITCH YOU DID IT NOW
I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE
AND I'LL BE THERE TONIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS AND A SHIV
YOU'LL BE CRYING ON THE GROUND IN YOUR FILTHY WIFE BEATER
IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU'LL GHOST RIDE MY 9 MILLIMETER
SO WHEN MY BULLET MAKES YOUR BRAIN GHOST RIDE YOUR SKULL
AND YOUR SOUL GHOST RIDES ITS WAY DOWN INTO HELL
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE DICK CHENEY
AND I'M RALPH NADER
MORE PAINFUL SHOULD BE KNOWING I'M THE MASTER DEBATER

YOU DON'T SCARE ME
YOUR DEBATE SKILLS ARE WEAK
YOU'RE A BED WETTING, INARTICULATE, FUCKING FREAK MAN

I TOLD YOU DUDE - I GOT A WEAK BLADDER
SHUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH OR I'LL FILL IT WITH BABY BATTER

YO FUCK THIS - I'M THROUGH WASTING MY TIME DUDE
I'VE MADE MY POINT, AND BESIDES, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
YOU'RE LIKE THE SACRIFICIAL VIRGIN I THROW IN THE CRATER
YOU BEEN SERVED MOTHERFUCKER
BY THE MASTER DEBATER