EP #19 - As If Further Evidence Were Required, The Bassturd Presents Supplemental Documenation Of A Ravaging Descent Into Perilous Madness

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#19 in a series of 20 EPs

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released July 1, 2008

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Track Name: The Bassturd & Chris Siddall - Ravaging Madness
(Instrumental)
Track Name: The Bassturd & Chris Siddall - Start A Bank
START A BANK
START A BANK
WE DECIDED TO START A BANK
TO INVEST
TO INVEST
TO LOAN AND TO INVEST
AND WE DID
AND WE DID
AND WE DID OUR BEST
TO INVEST
TO INVEST
TO LOAN AND TO INVEST

TO EXPLOIT
TO EXPLOIT
WITH FEROCIOUS CONVICTION
TO EXPLOIT
AND TO TAKE
UNFAIR ADVANTAGE
OF THOSE IN NEED
OF ECONOMIC ASSISTANCE
WE ARE PARASITIC THIEVES

START A BANK
START A BANK
WE DECIDED TO START A BANK
TO ELEVATE
TO ELEVATE
OUR MEAGER SOCIAL STANDING
AND WE DID
AND WE DID
AND WE DID OUTSTANDINGLY
TO ELEVATE
TO ELEVATE
OUR MEAGER SOCIAL STANDING

LIKE COMMUNIST REDS THEY WERE GATHERED ROUND
YELLING AND PROTESTING SO LOUD
SO WE WENT ON AHEAD
AND WE STARVED THEM ALL WITH ECONOMIC STRANGULATION
FUCK ALL OF THEM
Track Name: Fuck This Pig
NOW IT'S TIME TO GO AND FUCK THIS PIG
FUCK IT GOOD AND GET IT DONE
FUCK THE PIG - BABY - FUCK THE PIG
FUCK IT GOOD - LET'S GET IT DONE
WE GOT A JOB TO DO AND WE KNOW WE'RE FUCKED

FUCK IT GOOD BABY - FUCK THIS PIG
FUCK IT GOOD UNTIL IT'S FUCKING DONE
FUCK IT GOOD BABY - FUCK THIS PIG
FUCK IT GOOD UNTIL IT'S DONE

FUCK IT GOOD BABY - FUCK THIS PIG
GIVE IT ALL YOU FUCKING GOT
THIS CHORE IS NOT AS FUCKING HARD
AS YOU'VE MADE IT OUT TO SEEM
I WILL NOT STAND YOUR OBSCENE COMPLAINTS
I'LL JUST SAY FUCK THIS PIG
Track Name: Penguin Wagon
LIKE A YELLOW BIRD
FLYING DEAD
LIKE A PENGUIN
WHO IS FALLING OFF
THE WAGON
FALLING OFF THE WAGON
FALLING OFF THE WAGON
THE WAGON
Track Name: Dream Awake
I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE
I KEEP MY EYES CLOSED
SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE OF MY DREAM
I'VE GOT MY EYES FIXED ON THE PRIZE STICK

I DREAM AND GO TO BED
THAT'S WHEN I DREAM
I ASSURED THESE WACKY SITUATIONS
ALL SIGNIFY
THE WEIRD SEQUENCE IN MY MIND
THAT SEEMS TO BE STUCK ON LOOP
OH MAN, IT FUCKING SUCKS DUDE

I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE
NEVER TALK IN VOICES
NEVER THE RIGHT CHOICES
I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE
I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE
Track Name: End Of My Rope
AT THE END OF THE ROPE
YOU GOT NOTHING TO DO
YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY
AND NOTHING TO PROVE
YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY TIED UP AT THE END OF YOUR ROPE

AT THE END OF MY ROPE
HANGING HERE JUST LIKE A DOPE
AT THE END OF MY ROPE
OOPS - FORGOT TO LEAVE A NOTE

YOU'RE AT THE END OF THE ROPE
YOU'RE FUCKING SCREWED
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND AT THE LAST SECOND
BUT IT'S TOO LATE
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

THIS FUCKING HURTS AT THE END OF THE ROPE
FUCKING HURTS MY GODDAMN THROAT
HANGING AT THE END OF THE ROPE
HANGING AT THE END OF THE ROPE
Track Name: Is This Upsetting You?
IS THIS UPSETTING YOU?
IS THIS UPSETTING YOU?
IS THIS UPSETTING YOUR CREW?
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS

IS THIS UPSETTING YOU?
IS THIS GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN?
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
Track Name: We're All Gonna Burn
I AM GETTING UP ON THIS
I'M NEVER COMING DOWN
I'M GONNA STAND THERE HISSING
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
AND I YEARN
FOR A DAY WHEN I CAN SAY WITH GLEE
I'M HAPPY IT'S GONE
IT DOESN'T UPSET ME

TODAY WE ALL BURN
TODAY WE ALL BURN
TODAY WE ALL BURN
AND YEARN AND YEARN
TODAY WE ALL BURN
TODAY WE ALL BURN
I CAN'T SAY I'M UNHAPPY
FOR THIS I'VE YEARNED

WE FEEL LIKE AGONY PULLS ON THROUGH OUR SHELL
WE'VE SEEN SOME EERIE SHIT CRAWLING OUT OF THE VOID

INTO A WEIRD WORLD
WHERE NO ONE WANTED TO ADMIT THEIR OWN FAULTS
WITHOUT IT I KNEW WE'D WATCH THE WORLD BURN
AND YEARN AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO BURN
AND YEARN AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO BURN
AND YEARN AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO BURN
ALIVE
ALIVE
UNTIL I DIE
ALONE
ALIVE
ALONE WE DIE
INTO
Track Name: The Bassturd & Bill Latham - The Sores On His Face
HE DIDN'T GET THE JOB
BECAUSE THE SORES ON HIS FACE
MADE HIM LOOK LIKE HE WAS INSANE
HE TRIED TO COVER THEM UP WITH BANDAGES
IT DIDN'T QUITE CONCEAL THEM
YOU COULD STILL SEE THE EDGES
PUSSY AND BURSTING AND DRIPPING WITH BLOOD
IT WAS REPULSIVE TO ANYONE
WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
OR WHO HAD NO IDEA
THAT HE WAS SUFFERING FROM MELANOMA CANCER
Track Name: Blowed Up
(Instrumental)
Track Name: Bear Bowl
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
THE BEARS ARE IN THE SUPER BOWL
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
IT'S BEEN SO MANY YEARS
WHAT A PERFECT TIME TO GET NOSTALGIC FOR THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE
WHAT A PERFECT TIME FOR THE BEARS TO ONCE AGAIN GO TO THE SUPER BOWL

I'M SO READY TO SEE THE BEARS CLOBBER THE OTHER TEAM
DON'T KNOW WHO IS PLAYING AND I MOST LIKELY WON'T WATCH THE GAME
BUT EITHER WAY I'M ROOTING FOR THE BEARS
BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDERDOGS AND BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T CARE WHO WINS
SO I'LL JUST DECLARE THAT I HOPE THE BEARS WIN THE SUPER BOWL AGAIN

WALTER PAYTON
REFRIGERATOR
THE '86 BEARS
THE '86 BEARS
THE '86 BEARS
THE '86 BEARS
Track Name: The Machine That They Made
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MACHINE THAT THEY MADE?
IT'S THE ONE PAINTED GREEN IN THE PARADE
OVER IT THEY HUNG A LAMP WITH A WICKED SHADE
ON THE MACHINE THAT SOMEONE MADE
WHAT'S IT DO?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S IT DO?
I DON'T KNOW
Track Name: I've Given Up
I'VE GIVEN UP
I'VE GIVEN ALL I CARE TO GIVE TO YOU AT THIS TIME
YOU GAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO DECLARE THAT I'M THROUGH PUTTING FORTH
ANY EFFORT THAT I HAD HAS BEEN SIMPLY DEPLETED
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
I AM THOROUGHLY DEFEATED
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP GOING SO FAR TO GET ME TO TRY WHEN IT IS CLEAR

I'VE GIVEN UP
I'VE GIVEN ALL I CAN
DON'T HAVE ANOTHER OUNCE OF ENERGY
TO GO PUT TOWARD THE ENDEAVOR THAT YOU FEEL IS WORTHWHILE FOR ME TO PURSUE

I'VE GIVEN ALL THAT I CAN AND I WON'T GIVE ANYMORE
THIS WHOLE THING SEEMED LIKE A WASTE OF TIME OR A BORE
AND I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY FIRST IMPRESSION
BUT I FAILED TO AND GAVE YOU WAY TOO MUCH PRECIOUS EFFORT
Track Name: Rock The Cash Box - (Ohio)
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO WALK ACROSS THIS BRIDGE AT NIGHT
AND HOW WE USED TO TALK ABOUT HOW ONE DAY WE WOULD FIGHT
FOR THE RIGHT TO COME AROUND AND JUMP OFF THIS HERE BRIDGE
FOR THE RIGHT TO COME AROUND AND GET TO YOU A BIT
REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO TALK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD ROLL
HOW WE WOULD ONE DAY ROLL DOWN THAT HILL AND GET OVERBLOWN
LET OUR EGOS SHINE
WE DON'T CARE TONIGHT
WE'RE GONNA ROCK THIS CASH BOX
WE'RE GONNA ROCK ON THE ONE

YO

JAMMIN' ON THE ONE
JAMMIN' ON THE ONE
JUST LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE
JUST LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE
LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE
LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE

THE FEARS TOOK US AWAY
IMAGINE WE'RE IN ANOTHER PLACE
HOW FAR HAVE WE GONE?
DO WE REALLY KNOW THE NAME OF THIS LAND?
LET'S CALL IT OHIO
O H I O
LET'S CALL IT NIAGARA
LET'S CALL IT VIAGRA
Track Name: The Bassturd & Chris Siddall - The First Blind Governor Of New York
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
WORE A ROBE AROUND THE OFFICE

THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
MISSPELLED HIS NAME ON A DOCUMENT

THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK
ROLLED AROUND ON THE FLOOR LIKE A MANIAC
ROLLED AROUND ON THE FLOOR LIKE A MANIAC
Track Name: Me And My Big Mouth
MY BIG MOUTH IS MY BEST FRIEND
I'VE HAD HIM FOR A LIFETIME
HE'S BEEN WITH THROUGH THICK AND THIN
SOMETIMES WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MIND
LEAKS OUT THROUGH HIM
AND I FEEL BAD WHEN IT DOES
BECAUSE THAT FUCKER TRIES SO HARD
TO CHOOSE WHAT COMES OUT

INVASIVE THOUGHTS
ARE OFTEN NOT
WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY
MY BIG MOUTH SAYS IT ANYWAY

ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
OVER THE WORLD
OVER THE WORLD
Track Name: The Grand Wedding Scheme
THE WEDDING WENT JUST AS WE HAD PLANNED
WE LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE INGENIUS SCHEME WE HAD
PUT TOGETHER AT THE LAST SECOND BEFORE THE WEDDING HAPPENED
WE FAKED OUR DEATHS AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THEY WERE AT OUR FUNERAL
AND THEN WE BURST FORTH FROM THE CASKET WITH HATCHETS IN HAND
AND ZOMBIE STYLE - WE PRETENDED TO KILL ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
AND THEN WE ATE CAKE AND GOT MARRIED
AND THEN WE HAD SOME DRUNKS AND TALKED ABOUT HOW FUN THE WEDDING THAT WE WERE STILL AT WAS
WHEN THE WEDDING TURNED INTO A BLOODBATH
Track Name: The Bassturd, MC Keef, Chris Siddall, and Bill Latham - Plushy Love
I WORE MY FIRST FUR SUIT WHEN I WAS FIVE
MY MOTHER DRESSED ME UP FOR HALLOWEEN
AS WINNIE THE POOH
AND IT WAS NEW FOR ME TO DRESS UP LIKE THAT
THAT YELLOW PLUSH PRESSED AGAINST MY BARE SKIN
AND WHEN MY AUNT JANE CAME OVER AND CAME IN
SHE TICKLED ME UNDER MY CHIN AND TICKLED DOWN MY TUMMY
AND THEN TOUCHED ME DOWN BELOW
NOW I CAN'T GET AN ERECTION UNLESS THERE'S PLUSH
I KNOW THAT IT'S EMBARRASSING, BUT IT AIN'T MUCH
IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS YOU KNOW
SOME PEOPLE GOT WEIRD IDEAS
AND MINE IS NO STRANGER THAN SOMEONE ELSE

I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
I LOVE TO WEAR PLUSH COSTUMES
I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YANKS ME CRANK
I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
I LOVE TO WEAR PLUSH COSTUMES
I'M A PLUSHY
I'M A PLUSHY
THAT'S WHAT YANKS MY CRANK

VELVETEEN FABRIC
IT'S MICKEY MOUSE
IT'S GRIMACE THE PURPLE THING
IT'S DONALD DUCK
AND MINNIE MOUSE
Track Name: I Know The World - (I Live In It Too)
PLEASE CONFIRM THAT THE EMAIL I SENT
WENT TO THE RIGHT RECIPIENT
IF IT'S SO I'D LIKE TO KNOW
I SOMETIMES CAN OBSESS
OVER SUCH THINGS - SO WOULD YOU ALERT ME
IF THE EMAIL WENT THROUGH OKAY
AND IF THE ATTACHMENT THAT I'D ATTACHED WAS INTACT

I KNOW THE WORLD IS CRUEL
I LIVE IN IT TOO
I KNOW IT CAN BE HARD SOMETIMES
TO BE ALIVE

THE WORLD IS CRUEL
DID I TELL YOU
THE WORLD IS COLDER THAN ALL THE FRIENDS I'VE KEPT
MY REGRET - I'M INEPT
Track Name: Let Go Of The Lasso
LET GO
LET GO OF THE LASSO
AND HOLD
HOLD ON TIGHT
YOU MIGHT
FLY OUT THE WINDOW
YOU MIGHT DIE TONIGHT
YOU'RE ON
TOP OF THE WORLD
THEN YOU'RE OFF
YOUR OWN WORLD
YOU'RE ON
TOP OF THE WORLD
AND YOU'RE OFF
YOUR OWN WORLD
Track Name: Have A Good Night
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
SEE YOU AROUND
NIGHT TIME IS DOPE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE LYRICS THAT I'M SINGING