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EP #19 - As If Further Evidence Were Required, The Bassturd Presents Supplemental Documentation Of A Ravaging Descent Into Perilous Madness

by The Bassturd

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(Instrumental)
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START A BANK START A BANK WE DECIDED TO START A BANK TO INVEST TO INVEST TO LOAN AND TO INVEST AND WE DID AND WE DID AND WE DID OUR BEST TO INVEST TO INVEST TO LOAN AND TO INVEST TO EXPLOIT TO EXPLOIT WITH FEROCIOUS CONVICTION TO EXPLOIT AND TO TAKE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OF THOSE IN NEED OF ECONOMIC ASSISTANCE WE ARE PARASITIC THIEVES START A BANK START A BANK WE DECIDED TO START A BANK TO ELEVATE TO ELEVATE OUR MEAGER SOCIAL STANDING AND WE DID AND WE DID AND WE DID OUTSTANDINGLY TO ELEVATE TO ELEVATE OUR MEAGER SOCIAL STANDING LIKE COMMUNIST REDS THEY WERE GATHERED ROUND YELLING AND PROTESTING SO LOUD SO WE WENT ON AHEAD AND WE STARVED THEM ALL WITH ECONOMIC STRANGULATION FUCK ALL OF THEM
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NOW IT'S TIME TO GO AND FUCK THIS PIG FUCK IT GOOD AND GET IT DONE FUCK THE PIG - BABY - FUCK THE PIG FUCK IT GOOD - LET'S GET IT DONE WE GOT A JOB TO DO AND WE KNOW WE'RE FUCKED FUCK IT GOOD BABY - FUCK THIS PIG FUCK IT GOOD UNTIL IT'S FUCKING DONE FUCK IT GOOD BABY - FUCK THIS PIG FUCK IT GOOD UNTIL IT'S DONE FUCK IT GOOD BABY - FUCK THIS PIG GIVE IT ALL YOU FUCKING GOT THIS CHORE IS NOT AS FUCKING HARD AS YOU'VE MADE IT OUT TO SEEM I WILL NOT STAND YOUR OBSCENE COMPLAINTS I'LL JUST SAY FUCK THIS PIG
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LIKE A YELLOW BIRD FLYING DEAD LIKE A PENGUIN WHO IS FALLING OFF THE WAGON FALLING OFF THE WAGON FALLING OFF THE WAGON THE WAGON
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Dream Awake 02:16
I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE I KEEP MY EYES CLOSED SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE OF MY DREAM I'VE GOT MY EYES FIXED ON THE PRIZE STICK I DREAM AND GO TO BED THAT'S WHEN I DREAM I ASSURED THESE WACKY SITUATIONS ALL SIGNIFY THE WEIRD SEQUENCE IN MY MIND THAT SEEMS TO BE STUCK ON LOOP OH MAN, IT FUCKING SUCKS DUDE I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE NEVER TALK IN VOICES NEVER THE RIGHT CHOICES I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE I DREAM WHEN I'M AWAKE
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AT THE END OF THE ROPE YOU GOT NOTHING TO DO YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY AND NOTHING TO PROVE YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY TIED UP AT THE END OF YOUR ROPE AT THE END OF MY ROPE HANGING HERE JUST LIKE A DOPE AT THE END OF MY ROPE OOPS - FORGOT TO LEAVE A NOTE YOU'RE AT THE END OF THE ROPE YOU'RE FUCKING SCREWED YOU'RE GONNA DIE THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND AT THE LAST SECOND BUT IT'S TOO LATE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD THIS FUCKING HURTS AT THE END OF THE ROPE FUCKING HURTS MY GODDAMN THROAT HANGING AT THE END OF THE ROPE HANGING AT THE END OF THE ROPE
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IS THIS UPSETTING YOU? IS THIS UPSETTING YOU? IS THIS UPSETTING YOUR CREW? I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS IS THIS UPSETTING YOU? IS THIS GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN? I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS I CERTAINLY HOPE IT IS
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I AM GETTING UP ON THIS I'M NEVER COMING DOWN I'M GONNA STAND THERE HISSING IT'S ALL GONNA BURN IT'S ALL GONNA BURN IT'S ALL GONNA BURN AND I YEARN FOR A DAY WHEN I CAN SAY WITH GLEE I'M HAPPY IT'S GONE IT DOESN'T UPSET ME TODAY WE ALL BURN TODAY WE ALL BURN TODAY WE ALL BURN AND YEARN AND YEARN TODAY WE ALL BURN TODAY WE ALL BURN I CAN'T SAY I'M UNHAPPY FOR THIS I'VE YEARNED WE FEEL LIKE AGONY PULLS ON THROUGH OUR SHELL WE'VE SEEN SOME EERIE SHIT CRAWLING OUT OF THE VOID INTO A WEIRD WORLD WHERE NO ONE WANTED TO ADMIT THEIR OWN FAULTS WITHOUT IT I KNEW WE'D WATCH THE WORLD BURN AND YEARN AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO BURN AND YEARN AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO BURN AND YEARN AND YEARN FOR THE WORLD TO BURN ALIVE ALIVE UNTIL I DIE ALONE ALIVE ALONE WE DIE INTO
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HE DIDN'T GET THE JOB BECAUSE THE SORES ON HIS FACE MADE HIM LOOK LIKE HE WAS INSANE HE TRIED TO COVER THEM UP WITH BANDAGES IT DIDN'T QUITE CONCEAL THEM YOU COULD STILL SEE THE EDGES PUSSY AND BURSTING AND DRIPPING WITH BLOOD IT WAS REPULSIVE TO ANYONE WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND OR WHO HAD NO IDEA THAT HE WAS SUFFERING FROM MELANOMA CANCER
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Blowed Up 00:25
(Instrumental)
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Bear Bowl 02:31
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THE BEARS ARE IN THE SUPER BOWL CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT'S BEEN SO MANY YEARS WHAT A PERFECT TIME TO GET NOSTALGIC FOR THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE WHAT A PERFECT TIME FOR THE BEARS TO ONCE AGAIN GO TO THE SUPER BOWL I'M SO READY TO SEE THE BEARS CLOBBER THE OTHER TEAM DON'T KNOW WHO IS PLAYING AND I MOST LIKELY WON'T WATCH THE GAME BUT EITHER WAY I'M ROOTING FOR THE BEARS BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDERDOGS AND BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T CARE WHO WINS SO I'LL JUST DECLARE THAT I HOPE THE BEARS WIN THE SUPER BOWL AGAIN WALTER PAYTON REFRIGERATOR THE '86 BEARS THE '86 BEARS THE '86 BEARS THE '86 BEARS
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE MACHINE THAT THEY MADE? IT'S THE ONE PAINTED GREEN IN THE PARADE OVER IT THEY HUNG A LAMP WITH A WICKED SHADE ON THE MACHINE THAT SOMEONE MADE WHAT'S IT DO? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IT DO? I DON'T KNOW
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I'VE GIVEN UP I'VE GIVEN ALL I CARE TO GIVE TO YOU AT THIS TIME YOU GAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO DECLARE THAT I'M THROUGH PUTTING FORTH ANY EFFORT THAT I HAD HAS BEEN SIMPLY DEPLETED I DON'T CARE ANYMORE I AM THOROUGHLY DEFEATED THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP GOING SO FAR TO GET ME TO TRY WHEN IT IS CLEAR I'VE GIVEN UP I'VE GIVEN ALL I CAN DON'T HAVE ANOTHER OUNCE OF ENERGY TO GO PUT TOWARD THE ENDEAVOR THAT YOU FEEL IS WORTHWHILE FOR ME TO PURSUE I'VE GIVEN ALL THAT I CAN AND I WON'T GIVE ANYMORE THIS WHOLE THING SEEMED LIKE A WASTE OF TIME OR A BORE AND I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY FIRST IMPRESSION BUT I FAILED TO AND GAVE YOU WAY TOO MUCH PRECIOUS EFFORT
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DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO WALK ACROSS THIS BRIDGE AT NIGHT AND HOW WE USED TO TALK ABOUT HOW ONE DAY WE WOULD FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO COME AROUND AND JUMP OFF THIS HERE BRIDGE FOR THE RIGHT TO COME AROUND AND GET TO YOU A BIT REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO TALK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD ROLL HOW WE WOULD ONE DAY ROLL DOWN THAT HILL AND GET OVERBLOWN LET OUR EGOS SHINE WE DON'T CARE TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA ROCK THIS CASH BOX WE'RE GONNA ROCK ON THE ONE YO JAMMIN' ON THE ONE JAMMIN' ON THE ONE JUST LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE JUST LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE LIKE A THEO HUXTABLE THE FEARS TOOK US AWAY IMAGINE WE'RE IN ANOTHER PLACE HOW FAR HAVE WE GONE? DO WE REALLY KNOW THE NAME OF THIS LAND? LET'S CALL IT OHIO O H I O LET'S CALL IT NIAGARA LET'S CALL IT VIAGRA
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THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK WORE A ROBE AROUND THE OFFICE THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK MISSPELLED HIS NAME ON A DOCUMENT THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK THE FIRST BLIND GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK ROLLED AROUND ON THE FLOOR LIKE A MANIAC ROLLED AROUND ON THE FLOOR LIKE A MANIAC
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MY BIG MOUTH IS MY BEST FRIEND I'VE HAD HIM FOR A LIFETIME HE'S BEEN WITH THROUGH THICK AND THIN SOMETIMES WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MIND LEAKS OUT THROUGH HIM AND I FEEL BAD WHEN IT DOES BECAUSE THAT FUCKER TRIES SO HARD TO CHOOSE WHAT COMES OUT INVASIVE THOUGHTS ARE OFTEN NOT WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY MY BIG MOUTH SAYS IT ANYWAY ME AND MY BIG MOUTH ME AND MY BIG MOUTH ME AND MY BIG MOUTH SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD OVER THE WORLD OVER THE WORLD
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THE WEDDING WENT JUST AS WE HAD PLANNED WE LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE INGENIUS SCHEME WE HAD PUT TOGETHER AT THE LAST SECOND BEFORE THE WEDDING HAPPENED WE FAKED OUR DEATHS AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THEY WERE AT OUR FUNERAL AND THEN WE BURST FORTH FROM THE CASKET WITH HATCHETS IN HAND AND ZOMBIE STYLE - WE PRETENDED TO KILL ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND THEN WE ATE CAKE AND GOT MARRIED AND THEN WE HAD SOME DRUNKS AND TALKED ABOUT HOW FUN THE WEDDING THAT WE WERE STILL AT WAS WHEN THE WEDDING TURNED INTO A BLOODBATH
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I WORE MY FIRST FUR SUIT WHEN I WAS FIVE MY MOTHER DRESSED ME UP FOR HALLOWEEN AS WINNIE THE POOH AND IT WAS NEW FOR ME TO DRESS UP LIKE THAT THAT YELLOW PLUSH PRESSED AGAINST MY BARE SKIN AND WHEN MY AUNT JANE CAME OVER AND CAME IN SHE TICKLED ME UNDER MY CHIN AND TICKLED DOWN MY TUMMY AND THEN TOUCHED ME DOWN BELOW NOW I CAN'T GET AN ERECTION UNLESS THERE'S PLUSH I KNOW THAT IT'S EMBARRASSING, BUT IT AIN'T MUCH IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE GOT WEIRD IDEAS AND MINE IS NO STRANGER THAN SOMEONE ELSE I'M A PLUSHY I'M A PLUSHY I LOVE TO WEAR PLUSH COSTUMES I'M A PLUSHY I'M A PLUSHY YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YANKS ME CRANK I'M A PLUSHY I'M A PLUSHY I LOVE TO WEAR PLUSH COSTUMES I'M A PLUSHY I'M A PLUSHY THAT'S WHAT YANKS MY CRANK VELVETEEN FABRIC IT'S MICKEY MOUSE IT'S GRIMACE THE PURPLE THING IT'S DONALD DUCK AND MINNIE MOUSE
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PLEASE CONFIRM THAT THE EMAIL I SENT WENT TO THE RIGHT RECIPIENT IF IT'S SO I'D LIKE TO KNOW I SOMETIMES CAN OBSESS OVER SUCH THINGS - SO WOULD YOU ALERT ME IF THE EMAIL WENT THROUGH OKAY AND IF THE ATTACHMENT THAT I'D ATTACHED WAS INTACT I KNOW THE WORLD IS CRUEL I LIVE IN IT TOO I KNOW IT CAN BE HARD SOMETIMES TO BE ALIVE THE WORLD IS CRUEL DID I TELL YOU THE WORLD IS COLDER THAN ALL THE FRIENDS I'VE KEPT MY REGRET - I'M INEPT
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LET GO LET GO OF THE LASSO AND HOLD HOLD ON TIGHT YOU MIGHT FLY OUT THE WINDOW YOU MIGHT DIE TONIGHT YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD THEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR OWN WORLD YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD AND YOU'RE OFF YOUR OWN WORLD
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HAVE A GOOD NIGHT SEE YOU AROUND NIGHT TIME IS DOPE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS THAT I'M SINGING

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#19 in a series of 20 EPs

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released July 1, 2008

All songs written, performed, produced and mixed by The Bassturd, (except where noted)

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The Bassturd Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bassturd was born, and now occasionally plays music. He does not care for deep house or cucumbers. Influences include alcohol, cigarettes, psilocybin and cats.

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